does any one know any tuners in iowa... kinda close to cedar falls...like maybe in des monies im in the process of building a motor and i want to get a chipped ecu

 

Des Moines? Doesn't that place have a large underground homosexual population?

 

ssshhh, the mauve hand will rape your *** if you speak of them... litteraly

 

well i knew all about getting the p28 chipped and obd2-1 conversion harness..ill be getting that from xenocron but i mean after that i thought you just needed a laptop with some softwear and a datalog cable and your good to go? i just didn't know if messing with the charts was hard or not hmm ill most likely have someone do it

 

im not sure about the homos in des monies i just wanted to know about tuners

 

We're just worried that your tuner might be one of the aforementioned homos. We're looking out for you, little buddy.

 

I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.