how to hang yourself.
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Re: how to hang yourself.
I'd say it was a pretty good write up, but most stud finders aren't worth a damn, and with such small holes you're bound to loose the rope in the ceilings insulation. There's gotta be a better way. I mean, whatever happened to the good ol' tree?
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Re: how to hang yourself.
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I'd say it was a pretty good write up, but most stud finders aren't worth a damn, and with such small holes you're bound to loose the rope in the ceilings insulation. There's gotta be a better way. I mean, whatever happened to the good ol' tree?
there is an abandoned house down my street. i will go give it a try. take a video of the entire process.
sorry i couldnt choose what family i was born into hotrex. but i still wouldnt have it anyother way.
remember people. make sure you have plenty of sharp objects under the noose
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Re: how to hang yourself.
I don't know. It just seems like alot of work to just end yourself. Can you come up with an alternative for those of us who are lazy. Maybe some "how to stab yourself in the juggular with a broken piece of glass" type ----?
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Re: how to hang yourself.
Originally Posted by slo_crx1
I still think i'd prefer the old smith&wesson method...quick and very messy. I say if you're gonna go out, at least make someone else clean up one hell of a mess to remember you by. 
if u want to be remembered. then take your car. a full gas tank. and a ton of bricks. some molotovs. a ---- ton of nails. other fun ---- to ---- the police with.
high speed chase lobbing bricks out the window at police cars in your rear view mirror. throwing nails. molotovs. hell
thatd be an awesome way to go
and i bet you youll be remembered for an even longer period of time too :P
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Re: how to hang yourself.
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I don't know. It just seems like alot of work to just end yourself. Can you come up with an alternative for those of us who are lazy. Maybe some "how to stab yourself in the juggular with a broken piece of glass" type ----?
but to answer your question.
industrial strength zip tie, put arround ur neck. tighten a little, close door on the other end. thrust head back
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special instructions for that process is skip the door part.... and do it with a brick wall behind you :P
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Re: how to hang yourself.
Originally Posted by BoosTedZSix
/yourself :1
remember. make sure theres a brick wall behind you :1
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