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Old 01-07-2006, 02:06 AM
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i pussied out and just added the special instructions... remember folks. just a joke.














































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Old 01-07-2006, 02:08 AM
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:11 AM
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I'd say it was a pretty good write up, but most stud finders aren't worth a damn, and with such small holes you're bound to loose the rope in the ceilings insulation. There's gotta be a better way. I mean, whatever happened to the good ol' tree?
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I'd say it was a pretty good write up, but most stud finders aren't worth a damn, and with such small holes you're bound to loose the rope in the ceilings insulation. There's gotta be a better way. I mean, whatever happened to the good ol' tree?
well. i figured by jabbing the broom through the opening it will free up the insulation. and make it easier to put the rope through.

there is an abandoned house down my street. i will go give it a try. take a video of the entire process.

sorry i couldnt choose what family i was born into hotrex. but i still wouldnt have it anyother way.

remember people. make sure you have plenty of sharp objects under the noose
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I still think i'd prefer the old smith&wesson method...quick and very messy. I say if you're gonna go out, at least make someone else clean up one hell of a mess to remember you by.
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:20 AM
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I don't know. It just seems like alot of work to just end yourself. Can you come up with an alternative for those of us who are lazy. Maybe some "how to stab yourself in the juggular with a broken piece of glass" type ----?
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:24 AM
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I still think i'd prefer the old smith&wesson method...quick and very messy. I say if you're gonna go out, at least make someone else clean up one hell of a mess to remember you by.
who's talking about ways to end yourself? didnt you read the special instructions? :P

if u want to be remembered. then take your car. a full gas tank. and a ton of bricks. some molotovs. a ---- ton of nails. other fun ---- to ---- the police with.

high speed chase lobbing bricks out the window at police cars in your rear view mirror. throwing nails. molotovs. hell

thatd be an awesome way to go and i bet you youll be remembered for an even longer period of time too :P
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I don't know. It just seems like alot of work to just end yourself. Can you come up with an alternative for those of us who are lazy. Maybe some "how to stab yourself in the juggular with a broken piece of glass" type ----?
again. please read the special instructions.

but to answer your question.

industrial strength zip tie, put arround ur neck. tighten a little, close door on the other end. thrust head back

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special instructions for that process is skip the door part.... and do it with a brick wall behind you :P
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take your own advice


/yourself :1
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/yourself :1
/ziptie yourself

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