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buk9tp 01-07-2006 02:06 AM

how to hang yourself.
 
i pussied out and just added the special instructions... remember folks. just a joke.

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hotrex 01-07-2006 02:08 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 
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MikeJ-2009 01-07-2006 02:11 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 
I'd say it was a pretty good write up, but most stud finders aren't worth a damn, and with such small holes you're bound to loose the rope in the ceilings insulation. There's gotta be a better way. I mean, whatever happened to the good ol' tree?

buk9tp 01-07-2006 02:16 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I'd say it was a pretty good write up, but most stud finders aren't worth a damn, and with such small holes you're bound to loose the rope in the ceilings insulation. There's gotta be a better way. I mean, whatever happened to the good ol' tree?

well. i figured by jabbing the broom through the opening it will free up the insulation. and make it easier to put the rope through.

there is an abandoned house down my street. i will go give it a try. take a video of the entire process.

sorry i couldnt choose what family i was born into hotrex. but i still wouldnt have it anyother way. :)

remember people. make sure you have plenty of sharp objects under the noose ;)

Slo_crx1 01-07-2006 02:19 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 
I still think i'd prefer the old smith&wesson method...quick and very messy. I say if you're gonna go out, at least make someone else clean up one hell of a mess to remember you by. :X

MikeJ-2009 01-07-2006 02:20 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 
I don't know. It just seems like alot of work to just end yourself. Can you come up with an alternative for those of us who are lazy. Maybe some "how to stab yourself in the juggular with a broken piece of glass" type ----?

buk9tp 01-07-2006 02:24 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 

Originally Posted by slo_crx1
I still think i'd prefer the old smith&wesson method...quick and very messy. I say if you're gonna go out, at least make someone else clean up one hell of a mess to remember you by. :X

who's talking about ways to end yourself? didnt you read the special instructions? :P

if u want to be remembered. then take your car. a full gas tank. and a ton of bricks. some molotovs. a ---- ton of nails. other fun ---- to ---- the police with.

high speed chase lobbing bricks out the window at police cars in your rear view mirror. throwing nails. molotovs. hell

thatd be an awesome way to go ;D and i bet you youll be remembered for an even longer period of time too :P

buk9tp 01-07-2006 02:26 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I don't know. It just seems like alot of work to just end yourself. Can you come up with an alternative for those of us who are lazy. Maybe some "how to stab yourself in the juggular with a broken piece of glass" type ----?

again. please read the special instructions.

but to answer your question.

industrial strength zip tie, put arround ur neck. tighten a little, close door on the other end. thrust head back ;D

*edit*
special instructions for that process is skip the door part.... and do it with a brick wall behind you :P

BoosTedZSix 01-07-2006 09:37 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 
take your own advice


/yourself :1

buk9tp 01-07-2006 09:48 AM

Re: how to hang yourself.
 

Originally Posted by BoosTedZSix
/yourself :1

/ziptie yourself

remember. make sure theres a brick wall behind you :1

http://www.actfs.com/

:P


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