HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
#11
Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
HMT Classic Recipe (old draglab pics took a dump, and so will you)
Chef:
Stealthmode
Recipe:
American Burritos
Premise:
Shitty weather leads to American Burritos, which consists of 80% grub and 20% fun.
Food Needed:
1 pound of ground beef
Kraft singles cheese
Tortillas (the bigger the better)
Sriracha chinese hotsauce (Called Red Rooster by white people everywhere, but it's not, it's sriracha)
Directions:
Cook all of the hamburger, no seasoning, nothing. Drain the grease
Load a tortilla with the hamburger
3 slice minimum on the cheese. (don't fake the funk, bitchez)
Sriracha all over that ----. (The more you can handle means you're a true hustler)
Fold, fucken eat.
Objective:
Eat as many American Burritos as you can. Get down on that ----. If you do it right, you'll wake up at 3am and blow out your wax ring, as well as your O-ring.
The end.
Chef:
Stealthmode
Recipe:
American Burritos
Premise:
Shitty weather leads to American Burritos, which consists of 80% grub and 20% fun.
Food Needed:
1 pound of ground beef
Kraft singles cheese
Tortillas (the bigger the better)
Sriracha chinese hotsauce (Called Red Rooster by white people everywhere, but it's not, it's sriracha)
Directions:
Cook all of the hamburger, no seasoning, nothing. Drain the grease
Load a tortilla with the hamburger
3 slice minimum on the cheese. (don't fake the funk, bitchez)
Sriracha all over that ----. (The more you can handle means you're a true hustler)
Fold, fucken eat.
Objective:
Eat as many American Burritos as you can. Get down on that ----. If you do it right, you'll wake up at 3am and blow out your wax ring, as well as your O-ring.
The end.
#12
Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
Pico de Gallo
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0367#msg440367
how to roll a blunt
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0302#msg450302
chicken fajitas
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...4340#msg444340
Fried ice cream
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...1540#msg441540
Bananas Foster
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...9119#msg469119
Pizza Eggs
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...288#msg1076288
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0367#msg440367
how to roll a blunt
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0302#msg450302
chicken fajitas
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...4340#msg444340
Fried ice cream
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...1540#msg441540
Bananas Foster
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...9119#msg469119
Pizza Eggs
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...288#msg1076288
#13
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Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
Originally Posted by myAE86turbo
Pico de Gallo
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0367#msg440367
how to roll a blunt
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0302#msg450302
chicken fajitas
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...4340#msg444340
Fried ice cream
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...1540#msg441540
Bananas Foster
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...9119#msg469119
Pizza Eggs
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...288#msg1076288
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0367#msg440367
how to roll a blunt
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...0302#msg450302
chicken fajitas
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...4340#msg444340
Fried ice cream
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...1540#msg441540
Bananas Foster
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...9119#msg469119
Pizza Eggs
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...288#msg1076288
#14
Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
bananas foster, minus the flaming alcohol/ice cream. add peanut butter on bread, one side. put banana caramel mix on top. put on another piece of bread.
fried banana sandwich, v. elvis
fried banana sandwich, v. elvis
#15
HMT SALSA NIGS
why in the name of ---- is the recipie thread in the hybrid section?
whatever
step one: drink a bunch of beer
step 2: gather ingredients
-1 can of Hunts fire roasted diced tomatos
-2 cloves of garlic minced fine
-1/2-1 japaleno pepper minced fine
-1/4 bunch of fresh cilantro chopped semi coarse
- 1/3 of a medium onion minced fine
-salt to taste
dump the can of tomatos onto a dish and mash them up with a fork to the consistantcy you like.. i like it kinda chunky so i didn't do too much tomato distruction. add all the ingredients and mix up.... give it a taste and add salt as needed. you can cut back on the garlic if you'd like as well as the Jalapenos. they tend to be REALLY inconsistant as far as how hot they are. i put a whole JAP in it when i made it.. i eat some hot ---- and it was GODDAMN hot. it all depends on if you get some good peppers or not. stick with half a JAP and move up if you need more heat. DONT SEED THE PEPPER....unless youre a -----.... the heat is in the membrane and the seeds....
i just sorta threw this together tonight cause i was drunk and wanted some salsa..came out ------- tasty
if you dont like it.... ---- your self
whatever
step one: drink a bunch of beer
step 2: gather ingredients
-1 can of Hunts fire roasted diced tomatos
-2 cloves of garlic minced fine
-1/2-1 japaleno pepper minced fine
-1/4 bunch of fresh cilantro chopped semi coarse
- 1/3 of a medium onion minced fine
-salt to taste
dump the can of tomatos onto a dish and mash them up with a fork to the consistantcy you like.. i like it kinda chunky so i didn't do too much tomato distruction. add all the ingredients and mix up.... give it a taste and add salt as needed. you can cut back on the garlic if you'd like as well as the Jalapenos. they tend to be REALLY inconsistant as far as how hot they are. i put a whole JAP in it when i made it.. i eat some hot ---- and it was GODDAMN hot. it all depends on if you get some good peppers or not. stick with half a JAP and move up if you need more heat. DONT SEED THE PEPPER....unless youre a -----.... the heat is in the membrane and the seeds....
i just sorta threw this together tonight cause i was drunk and wanted some salsa..came out ------- tasty
if you dont like it.... ---- your self
#16
Re: HMT SALSA NIGS
Originally Posted by claytonsmith
why in the name of ---- is the recipie thread in the hybrid section?
whatever
step one: drink a bunch of beer
step 2: gather ingredients
-1 can of Hunts fire roasted diced tomatos
-2 cloves of garlic minced fine
-1/2-1 japaleno pepper minced fine
-1/4 bunch of fresh cilantro chopped semi coarse
- 1/3 of a medium onion minced fine
-salt to taste
dump the can of tomatos onto a dish and mash them up with a fork to the consistantcy you like.. i like it kinda chunky so i didn't do too much tomato distruction. add all the ingredients and mix up.... give it a taste and add salt as needed. you can cut back on the garlic if you'd like as well as the Jalapenos. they tend to be REALLY inconsistant as far as how hot they are. i put a whole JAP in it when i made it.. i eat some hot ---- and it was GODDAMN hot. it all depends on if you get some good peppers or not. stick with half a JAP and move up if you need more heat. DONT SEED THE PEPPER....unless youre a -----.... the heat is in the membrane and the seeds....
i just sorta threw this together tonight cause i was drunk and wanted some salsa..came out ------- tasty
if you dont like it.... fist your youngest sister
whatever
step one: drink a bunch of beer
step 2: gather ingredients
-1 can of Hunts fire roasted diced tomatos
-2 cloves of garlic minced fine
-1/2-1 japaleno pepper minced fine
-1/4 bunch of fresh cilantro chopped semi coarse
- 1/3 of a medium onion minced fine
-salt to taste
dump the can of tomatos onto a dish and mash them up with a fork to the consistantcy you like.. i like it kinda chunky so i didn't do too much tomato distruction. add all the ingredients and mix up.... give it a taste and add salt as needed. you can cut back on the garlic if you'd like as well as the Jalapenos. they tend to be REALLY inconsistant as far as how hot they are. i put a whole JAP in it when i made it.. i eat some hot ---- and it was GODDAMN hot. it all depends on if you get some good peppers or not. stick with half a JAP and move up if you need more heat. DONT SEED THE PEPPER....unless youre a -----.... the heat is in the membrane and the seeds....
i just sorta threw this together tonight cause i was drunk and wanted some salsa..came out ------- tasty
if you dont like it.... fist your youngest sister
#17
Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
Here is a good breakfast/lunch recipe
ingredient:
-milk
-eggs
-white flour
-butter
-oil (i use olive oil)
-swiss cheese (emental)
-fresh aspergus
-ham (sliced)
in a bowl you mix:
-3 egg
-1 ¼ cup of milk (2% or 3.25%)
-1 cup of white flour.
this the pancake mix...
now you need to do bechamel sauce... you do it that way
in a pan, you put 2 table spoon of butter... make it melt but do not burn it. Then add 4 table spoon of flour
mix that and after add a cup of milk... cook and always stir until it thickens.
Now prepare your aspergus... i cook them in a steam pot...
Ok now since everything is ready, take some pancake mix and cook it in a anti-adesive pan (put oil in the pan before and use a towel to remove the excess... and just wipe everytime you make a new pancake), when you turn the pancake, put some swiss cheese in the middle, then add the slice of ham, then add some aspergus and finaly the bechamel sauce. let it cook and for almost a minute or two (temperature not to high) then roll the edge on each side.
after... well eat it and your girl should give you oral sex after you are finish...
ingredient:
-milk
-eggs
-white flour
-butter
-oil (i use olive oil)
-swiss cheese (emental)
-fresh aspergus
-ham (sliced)
in a bowl you mix:
-3 egg
-1 ¼ cup of milk (2% or 3.25%)
-1 cup of white flour.
this the pancake mix...
now you need to do bechamel sauce... you do it that way
in a pan, you put 2 table spoon of butter... make it melt but do not burn it. Then add 4 table spoon of flour
mix that and after add a cup of milk... cook and always stir until it thickens.
Now prepare your aspergus... i cook them in a steam pot...
Ok now since everything is ready, take some pancake mix and cook it in a anti-adesive pan (put oil in the pan before and use a towel to remove the excess... and just wipe everytime you make a new pancake), when you turn the pancake, put some swiss cheese in the middle, then add the slice of ham, then add some aspergus and finaly the bechamel sauce. let it cook and for almost a minute or two (temperature not to high) then roll the edge on each side.
after... well eat it and your girl should give you oral sex after you are finish...
#18
Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
Carne Asada, cheap and easy plus it goes great with beer.
you need to make some quick pico.
what you need:
onion (probly only need half)
2 tomatos
celantro
lime
jalapenos
dice tomatos and some onion and mix it together in a bowl, chop celantro and peppers and throw in the bowl too. squeeze lime juice into it and add salt and pepper til its just right.
now for the meat
first you goto the most beanerish meat store you can find, dont forget your turbo lol
get a few pounds of sliced beef. we usually get about 6lbs for 4 or 5 people and theres always plenty. we used to get this stuff that had seasoning salt, celantro, and onions already on it then while cooking it would just add more johnnys to it but then we bought some ---- that was marinated in corona's all day and soem other spices. it was like sex in a tortia lol. well maybe not that good but its pretty bomb.
then goto the beaner bakery if you have one local. get soem fresh white corn tortilla's. the ones that are so fresh there still warm and there is condensation on the inside of the bag, if you guys dont have one local i feel bad for you.
light the grill and have a few beers while waiting on the coals to be ready
once there good and white ------ them bitches around and start throwing the meat on
let it cook on both sides then take it off and throw it into a pot while you cook the rest
once your all done make some tacos and eat up bitches because you shoudl have a decent buzz if you have been steady with the beers since the begining
sorry for the shitty camera phone pics. this wasn't made just now but i was bout to head out and get the hot tub cleaned up and starting thinking about BBQ'ing tonight lol, so i had to post it up.
you need to make some quick pico.
what you need:
onion (probly only need half)
2 tomatos
celantro
lime
jalapenos
dice tomatos and some onion and mix it together in a bowl, chop celantro and peppers and throw in the bowl too. squeeze lime juice into it and add salt and pepper til its just right.
now for the meat
first you goto the most beanerish meat store you can find, dont forget your turbo lol
get a few pounds of sliced beef. we usually get about 6lbs for 4 or 5 people and theres always plenty. we used to get this stuff that had seasoning salt, celantro, and onions already on it then while cooking it would just add more johnnys to it but then we bought some ---- that was marinated in corona's all day and soem other spices. it was like sex in a tortia lol. well maybe not that good but its pretty bomb.
then goto the beaner bakery if you have one local. get soem fresh white corn tortilla's. the ones that are so fresh there still warm and there is condensation on the inside of the bag, if you guys dont have one local i feel bad for you.
light the grill and have a few beers while waiting on the coals to be ready
once there good and white ------ them bitches around and start throwing the meat on
let it cook on both sides then take it off and throw it into a pot while you cook the rest
once your all done make some tacos and eat up bitches because you shoudl have a decent buzz if you have been steady with the beers since the begining
sorry for the shitty camera phone pics. this wasn't made just now but i was bout to head out and get the hot tub cleaned up and starting thinking about BBQ'ing tonight lol, so i had to post it up.
#19
Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
That Carne Asada looks good as fuuuuuck.
Good *** Fries.
Preheat oven to ~375-400ish
Get a pan and brush on some vegetable oil. not too thin, not too thick
Get some potatos, peel them and cut into wedges, stick them in the microwave for about 3-4 minutes to get them semi-cooked.
Make seasoning:
1 part flour
1 part good grated parmesan
some salt
some pepper
some paprika
some cayenne pepper
Take the potatos out of the microwave and put them in a big *** ziplock back with the seasoning. They'll give up some moisture for the seasoning to stick. Don't over-shake or ---- will get crazy.
Arrange those bitches on the pan and drizzle more oil over their bodies.
Cook for ~15-20 minutes, flip the fries (try to do this as quickly as possible) - ---- is gonna be hot. Sprinke on more seasoning if they get naked
Cook for another ~15 minutes, sprinkle salt to tast. ---- is good as hell.
Good *** Fries.
Preheat oven to ~375-400ish
Get a pan and brush on some vegetable oil. not too thin, not too thick
Get some potatos, peel them and cut into wedges, stick them in the microwave for about 3-4 minutes to get them semi-cooked.
Make seasoning:
1 part flour
1 part good grated parmesan
some salt
some pepper
some paprika
some cayenne pepper
Take the potatos out of the microwave and put them in a big *** ziplock back with the seasoning. They'll give up some moisture for the seasoning to stick. Don't over-shake or ---- will get crazy.
Arrange those bitches on the pan and drizzle more oil over their bodies.
Cook for ~15-20 minutes, flip the fries (try to do this as quickly as possible) - ---- is gonna be hot. Sprinke on more seasoning if they get naked
Cook for another ~15 minutes, sprinkle salt to tast. ---- is good as hell.
#20
Re: HMT Recipes. Orange Chicken to Enchiladas.
Originally Posted by SloS13
That Carne Asada looks good as fuuuuuck.