SkunT

i will school you :

1. get yourself a job with easy computer access with the internet.
2. make sure your position includes duties such as sitting in front of a computer all day, everyday.
3. go to www.homemadeturbo.com/forum and ensure that this site is not blocked by firewall. if it is, your fucked. find another job.
4. if you need to anwser a phone, have all the phone numbers/etc. people will be asking for, readily available. this makes for more time to post.
5. if they give you lunch time, bring your lunch to work so you can sit, eat and -----, all at once. this is critical whoring time.
6. mountain dew keeps you alert for new posts.
7. scroll through all of the threads, finding posts like "should I..." or "is this bad..." these threads/posts usally require little typing of words such as yes, or no, or shut up, your gay....those posts are what counts.
8. ensure when you find posts like noted in #7, you put +1 at the end, so we know you are whoring and not serious.
9. do not pm people. this does not count twords your post count. ask people questions in threads.
10. do not read the faq. ask the questions you need anwsers to that have already been anwsered. this is an exelent way to become a post -----.


these are the steps to become an exelent post -----.