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well so im on spring break. and i decide im gonna change my clutch and install my turbo. and i get doing the clutch and everything goes good. take off my header, removed the ac pump and bracket and the condensor and then put on the turbo and manifold. and it looks good. so i go and take my oil filter off after im done draining my oil. and the oil filter doesnt come off. so i had the tool to take it off but it was just slipping. so i decide im gonna use a screw driver and hit it through. but then i dont realize that my t-fitting for my oil pressure gauge was there. well i forgot all about it. and i hit the screw driver up and through the filter. and i start tuggin on it and that ---- just doesnt budge. so now im pissed off. and i touch my t fitting and it falls off. and now i have the tip of my t fittin in my block. and my oil filter still hasnt came off. my dad told me to stop working on it. ive been working on my car all day. well i started at 11. but ---- that ---- pissed me off and my neighbors parents were buggin the ---- out of me. talking ---- because my shirt was dirty. she was telling my mom. i was all shut the ---- up and get the ---- out of here. stop ------ buggin me. i was so pissed off. i would have been finished if it wasnt for that stupid ass oil filter. im thinking about swapping my block. my homeboy has a d15b7 that he's willing to give to me. and another has a d16z6 bottom end that he's willing to give to me. what do u guys think i should do??? sorry this shits so long. i had to vent. boy did that ---- make me mad. has that ever happened to any of you guys. if i can get that ---- off. ill take a pic and show u what my filter looks like.

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sorry thats so unlucky its funny

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aint that a bitch. i wanted to hit something or somebody for that matter. i was just standing there all pissed off. i wanted to kick my car. but i would have to fix the dent. so i just told my homeboy to take me to autozone to go pick up a easy out to see if i can take that ---- out of my block. if all else fails im gonna go get the b7 and boost it and then slap the vtec head on it and just hope it lasts

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that sucks dude, oil filters should only be hand tight. I took mine off the other day by hand to get to my oil pressure fitting. good luck with the new block.

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i know man. i tightened it hand tight when i put it in. i dont know whats the deal with it. and its only been 2600 miles since my last oil change. i usually do it every 2k miles. i just didnt want to change it and then have to change it again. but ---- man. ahh. i need to figure something out by tomorrow.

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Dude, you remind me of a kid that lives across the street from me. He wanted me to help him change a dizzy...I told him, "it's a 15-20 minute job, you need to try it on your own, it's too simple" My wife gave me a guilt trip, so I went out to supervise, hehe. I watched that dumbass struggle for like three hours to change a ------- dizzy. I think he spent an hour and a half trying to install a new cap!! LOL. He was cussin' and throwin' parts on the ground (in gravel mind you) that he needed. The funny part is, I kept giving him a hard time because he would not listen to me after he came over and asked me for help. I finally just walked away, I could not take it any more, it was a laugh or cry situation. A few weeks later, I sold him a CF hood and he wanted me to help him install hood pins...I told him to stay the ---- away from me....far away, lol. Anyway, sorry about your misfortune, hope you get your shiznit fixed.

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By the way, I was not calling you a dumbass ;)

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roooitee...its not like i dont know my ---- u know...this is like the first time that this has ever happened. it just pissed me off. hopefully it'll come off tomorrow. if it doesnt. then ill just go pick up the b7 block and drop that bitch in.

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couldnt you just use one of those tools they use to remove broken bolts????? i mean im mexican and know a bit about sprinklers and they have this one tool that looks like a tap/drill bit.. and it removes the peice of broken pipe that gets stuck in the threads.... so why dont you just go to autozone and buy a bolt remover.. and try it out.. be sure to cram it in there good with like a hammer or something... and then once its embeded in there turn it with some pliars.... if the threads all fucked up... just rethread it... this might cost you like 20$ in parts and ---- if you dont have the remover and a tap and ----...

dont just give up on ----... I know little things like that can ruin your day.. but trust me theres always a way to fix things...

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listen to this guy, hes the mexican magyver, he knows his ----.