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On bad weather days, American Burritos are 80% tradition, and 20% fun.
So if the weather looks like this, you know what to do.

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First you need the ingredients: Flour tortillas, ground beef, chinese hot sauce (called red rooster by all Americans, but that's not the real name) and American cheese.

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Cook meat. (no seasoning needed)

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Add cheese and red rooster

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Fold that bitch up American style

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Bite it

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Even American kids like em'.

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UPDATE: Small children may explode after eating American Burritos.


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Try not to be holding your child when this happens.


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lol owned.

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wow i'm so hungry, and that just looks taste. i love cookin-up beef, i dont know why, it's just fun :D
damn Steve your gettin killed with snow over there arnt you, i've been watchin the weather channel all day, looks like you guys are gettin hit pretty bad. where suppost to get that same storm over here tomorrow... there sayin 12+ inches.... now thats some good driftin weather 8)

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Dude... this reminds me of a mission tortilla comercial i saw a long ass time ago.... they had your "typical" white family.. and they were showing all the yummy things you could do with the flour tortillas.. like putting penut butter and jelly in them.. or wrapping it up and squirting whipped cream.. I was seriously about to puke...

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OMFG that's some funny ----! :o Oh ----, that had me rolling.
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and he pops the pacifier in the mouth like nothing happen :D

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The pacifier is like a plug for the madness.

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from now on call me maddog

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damn it goes in a burrito and comes out hashbrowns :-X

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PMFG that was great!!!!! im gonna have to use that as an avatar or something...

hey steve you need to put some potatoes in that pseudo burrito ;)

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LOL, POOR KID! :-X

Nice writeup though steve 8)

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holy ---- steve, awesome writeup. that had me rolling. ;D

take down your ------- christmas lights!

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We still have our lights up... help with lighting, look cool, and too freaking cold to take off :P

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Looks like it might be round 2 for American Burritos. The snow is coming down. Here's some updated pics of the driveway. This is about the extent of shoveling I'm willing to do.


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Kraft Singles? :-X

At least use some good cheese.

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dam, i miss that much snow.

wheres the vangina?

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The vangina is parked in guest parking a couple houses down because if you park in the driveway they won't plow your driveway. Since my neighbors driveway is also my driveway, they won't do his if I park the vangina in the driveway. And where is my neighbors car? Stuck in the snow in "our" driveway? yep.
If they don't plow mine because of him, I'm going to go do some anti-terrorist activity tomarrow. (He's from pakistan and has alot of pakistan "roomates" ???

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ahhh, you live in one of those communities. the mow your yard, and do pretty much all of your outside work but you have to obide by there guidlines? i accually wouldnt mind having a place like that, but you know those ------ arabs would get pissed at a bunch of people out late at night workin on cars and ---- :-\


i do like your place those steve ;)

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Yeah, like Velveeta ;)

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American cheese slices is the tradition for American burrito's, and who am I to challenge tradition?


Ah, the Arabs next door are the quiet type. And they are all tiny too, so I'll work on my car whenever I want.
AMERICAN POWER!!!! :D

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I love toddler puke. I had to deal with about 8-9 rounds of it the other night when my son got a stomach virus. The 1st round was a knockout though, cause he ate like a fat 40 year old at dinner, a whole plate of mac-n-cheese, some fruit snacks, and a six-pack (of juice). Anywaaaaaayyyyy... It wasn't fun and he decided to start puking at 3am so that was great to say the least.

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lol. is that a new fad now julio?

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He forgot to add the "A" to the end of that, making it "PMFGA", which obviously means "Pound My Faggot Gay Ass"

;D

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lol. you never know.

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I'll get some grocery money from the parents since it costs them next to nothing to keep me alive and I'll show you how to make a new mexican burrito white edition.

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Steve, you know your momma didn't use no Red Rooster. To be a real American burrito you have to throw catchup on there.
She also makes a mean hot dog and catchup burrito.
Is Bubba sick or did he just throw up from the nasty ---- you fed him?

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steve, that is the funniest ---- i've seen this year. man that was good. what is it? mountazuma's revenge all in your face! nice. i once had my daughter pee on me when i was holding her just before she was going in the bath... but it just doesn't compare to the "explosion". too funny thanks for the laughs.

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.....and people wonder why I don't want kids.
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oh my god stevemode what are you doing to that poor kid.

but it does remind me of my fathers horror story about my sister. he was holding her at like the zoo or something public like that in one of those front pack things and she ---- her self real goog it spilled out of the diaper and all over him.
that was bad.

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Ahahaha :-X Stealth that poor kid will NEVER eat your home cookin' again! Dammit man, I love your garage :)

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bwahahahahaha!those arnt buritos!

Fly down here in 2 months when the restaurant is open and I'll show you what a burito is suposed to look like ;)
(frozen margaritas are on the house 8))

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If you get adventureous, slap some black bean hot sauce in there too.

Stan

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Steve thanks for that my wife loved it!

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DOOD where did you get sriratcha?? I have that stuff at work but i cant find it in the stores...nice write up by the way !!!

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dude.that was epic. that will be a recurring image for a while.. frickin hot. the best part is he look sso stoked abotu it like, YEAH!!!!!

take care out there in that mess.

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the picture of your garage makes me jealous :D

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You'd think he'd be scarred from something like that, but I was showing him pictures of himself on the internet and he saw the picture of him eating the American burrito and started pretending to bite the computer screen. ???

That hot sauce used to be hard to find, but now it seems like alot of places have it. I love that ----.

Raffi, I finally found a somewhat good mexican food place here. I told Cray to take me to the most authentic ---- he knew of. Of course he didn't have a fucken clue. He takes me to this place that looks like El Torito. ??? I look across the street and theres this little run down joint called "Taco House" and I said, "that's what we're looking for". They have a good carne burrito called "el burro", and they make taco's with deep fried flour, like a flauta, but it's a taco. I tried this thing called a "taco burrito", but it was a glorified taco bell combo burrito tasting thing. They even used the meat just like taco bell. :-X El burro is still on hit though. ;)

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nice write up steve...that was funny. i work at this place called chefs table. the have a burrito section. the chicken fajita is good, but the flank steak and spicy chicken is the best. flank steak is cheese, steak, peppers onions. im eating the spicy chicken right now, buffalo chicken strips, beans, peppers onions and cheese. and cant forget there home made salsa. so good also in fairfield there is this place called La Salsa, best mexican that i have ever had

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I'll be there. :D