MikeJ-2009

On bad weather days, American Burritos are 80% tradition, and 20% fun.
So if the weather looks like this, you know what to do.



First you need the ingredients: Flour tortillas, ground beef, chinese hot sauce (called red rooster by all Americans, but that's not the real name) and American cheese.



Cook meat. (no seasoning needed)



Add cheese and red rooster



Fold that bitch up American style



Bite it



Even American kids like em'.

MikeJ-2009

UPDATE: Small children may explode after eating American Burritos.





Try not to be holding your child when this happens.

R-MAK

lol owned.

crx2fast

wow i'm so hungry, and that just looks taste. i love cookin-up beef, i dont know why, it's just fun
damn Steve your gettin killed with snow over there arnt you, i've been watchin the weather channel all day, looks like you guys are gettin hit pretty bad. where suppost to get that same storm over here tomorrow... there sayin 12+ inches.... now thats some good driftin weather

traff1c

Dude... this reminds me of a mission tortilla comercial i saw a long *** time ago.... they had your "typical" white family.. and they were showing all the yummy things you could do with the flour tortillas.. like putting penut butter and jelly in them.. or wrapping it up and squirting whipped cream.. I was seriously about to puke...

Dr.Boost

OMFG that's some funny ----! Oh ----, that had me rolling.

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AgentMurdoc

and he pops the pacifier in the mouth like nothing happen

MikeJ-2009

The pacifier is like a plug for the madness.

hotrex

from now on call me maddog

Turbo242

damn it goes in a burrito and comes out hashbrowns