Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

i am a waiter at a 5 star resort in the caribbean and i think i got the shittiest job ever . i get to deal wit your guys telling me how shitty your job back home is all dat long :S . i swear the next fucker who tries to bitch to me about his life i will smack that mother fucker right across his ------- head

Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

im a welder... but i repair trash compactors

last one was for a hospital, imagine haveing to climb into a big metal box with catheters, rubber gloves, bloody towels, etc, and work in it for about 2-3 hours

fun ----, no joke

Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

No job...workers compensation for me....I'm a loser

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but at least i get pay raises every 3-4 months.

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I have to drive a Ford around all day......enough said ::)

Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

I Own/run a coffee shop, Pretty easy. But the tips make it all worth while. With tips it works out to over $18.50 an hr. But do no means do I make great money, overhead is realy high. Im on payroll so I could figure out the taxes, it just makes it easier that way. But all and all my job is a cake walk.

Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

I fit, weld, trouble shoot, gouge, grind, reweld, cut, reweld. Add-op eng rework, assembly rework, fab rework and rebuild ---- that was already built because the engineers at my work are ------- retarded. They fired the engineers that drop acid and look at porn on company computers. Those trippers never fucked up.

Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

---- the prison im at banned all porn, even so far as to clipping out segments of inmates magazines. That makes for a bunch of fat nasty lesbians trying to do it all the time without getting cuaght. But they are under 24/7 supervision so it makes for sore eyes.

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Tonight (i just got off) was a pretty good one. This girl in the dorm i was working said she got raped by her girlfiend. So i had to lock her, her girlfriend, and a supposed witness up last night. That means i had to physically escort them one at a time just a little under a mile round trip to ad seg (like the hole in prison movies). So thats like walking 2 1/2 miles with a pissed off girl. Then i had to inventory all 3 offenders property and pack it up. (more paperwork). Then i had to file 2 opi's (offender protection investigation) for the raper and witness cuz there scared of this girl (i would be too, she is like 350 pounds). Then when i get done with all that bullshit paperwork and get back to my dorm, This dumb bitch overslept and was late for her 12:30 turnout for work. So i had to write her up. More paperwork. Then when she comes back about 4 this morning she gets ready for school and chow. After chow, she decides she wants to have a seizure. So i call medical and they said to wait till she is done then make her go to school. I ------- love how ruthless medical can be. Told me just make sure she doesn't bang her head around. So then she is late to school, And i have to write this girl up again (more paperwork). She gets all mad and starts crying about it, cuz now she loses her good time and has to serve and extra 3 years in prison. So now i have every inmate in the dorm mad at me cuz i did my job. One even threw a bag of Tooth powder at my picket (guard room). So i had to write her up (guess what i got to do!). ------- soo much paperwork and crazy ---- happened last night, im exhuasted. But hey, My ex called me last night and said she made a big mistake breaking up with me, So i might have to have BD unlock the can't get my girl to let me put it in her butt thread so i can make everyone happy.

Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

You make me wanna work there.