Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

yeah i know what you mean, have been thingking about getting a part time job also just to keep the bills paid when there aren't any sales.

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i work on hondas all day long at my shop. Just my boss, and me. Honda specialists baby O0

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Nobody has a cool story to tell? i was working in crisis management the other day and when the prisoners are in there cells, they get absolutely nothing. Just a steel bed (welded to the floor, no mattress) and a suicide blanket (a blanket they can't rip up to hang thereselves with. No clothes, No radio, no nothing, just them and a blanket. And its like 55 degrees in there year round (to make it uncomfortable for the prisoners) Anyways, this bitch was pissed off at the world cuz she was stuck in there. So i have to check on them every 15 minutes, so everytime i would walk by and make her move or say something to make sure she is alive, she would scream at the top of her lungs and lay down and kick her door hard as hell. Well that would go on for about 10 minutes, then she would stop, but of course 5 minutes later, here i come again. She did that for probably 4 1/2 hours the other night, then decided she was going to ---- all over her cell. She ---- on the door, on the bean shute (where you shove food through the door, also where they put there hands out to get cuffed before they come out of the cell) and all over the walls. The door is a traditional iron bar door with kinda like a really thick chicken wire all over it, then a layer of plexiglass on both her side and our side, plus the bean shute. When i walked by her cell, i could smell it from all the way down the hall, she started kicking it and screaming again. This time she is kicking a ---- covered door, and her foot slipped and hit something sharp. I think it was the edge of the plexiglass. She sliced her foot open. Thats when i left to go to the infermary to get someone to help. While i was gone, She started licking the ---- covered bloody foot, Full on ---- and blood in the mouth. I had to escort her shitty bloody naked fat ass in a wheel chair in the the rain to the infirmary. Gayer than aids.

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Ok, dude. i think if she wanted to die that bad, ou sholda just offed her, and said she attacked you. for ----'s sake, it'd make your life a little easier.

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Haha ---- that, If you so much as lay a hand on an inmate, its considered a use of force. And depending on what actions took place, determines how much paperwork there is to fill out. And since im not a big fan of paperwork, i don't like having uses of force. Now the gas we carry is 10% oleorecin Capsicum. Same as police issue, the stuff you can buy at walmart and other places are only 2-3%. This ---- is mean. And to spray a girl with it only takes about 2 hours of paperwork so i don't really mind that.

Re: who has the shittiest job?
 

you sir have a very shitty job

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yeah more like $2000/month and have to babysit the worlds most pissed off women.

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lol, you're job sucks! I'm on commision too but it is whooping ass since I sell lawn tractors. I put in my 2 weeks there and now work on business jets, its alot cooler and pays better.

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i go to high school 7;30-2;45 then i work 3;30-11:15ish but hell its ok so i can save that cash

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Used to work on RV's that was a shitty job. I actually was happy when an oil change or tranny service ticket was up. I was doing ---- like scrape and reseals, where you scrape ALL the silicone sealant off of a coach and recaulked it. Yes there is more to it than that. You would have every now and then some fucked up camper thats been in the same spot for like 6 years come ion. The rubber roof is mildewed to hell, the acutal wooden roof, the framing, is rotten as ----. So your sitting and walking on the thing, scared your about to fall through the roof, some where just that bad. Plus that wasted rubber leaves this nasty chalky gummy film on your hand and clothes. Sometimes you would have to relace the sewer tanks in those bitches. I never did those jobs, but they got me once with a stuck ---- valve. Basically, you have to seperate tanks, grey water and black water. your grey water is stuff from your sinks and ----. Black water is the raw sewage from the toilet and shower. they have their own induvidual drain valves. I had a 88 ford chassis come in with the blackwater valve stuck. On a full blackwater tank. We had to cut the valve open, drain the tank, and replace it. Yuck. Literally, that was a shitty job. What was so shitty about it was that the new valve was a bitch to install. Im sitting there ------- with this thin while a perfect 50-50 mix of piss and ---- is drippingon my arm. Thats why I dont work on ------- Campers any more.

I was a tech at a independent shop making like $12hr flat rate for like a year. I was working mainly on Benzes, BMW's, Jags, Volvos, and ---- like that but we basically did everything on anything. I put a motor in a ------- Hyundai XG300, and a bunch of other crazy stuff. We put a motor in a Boxster, like I said we did a lot of stuff. It was cool woking there but we moved shop, and the Service manager/owner didnt properly advertise and tell the customers we moved unless he saw them in person. We suffered a lot from that ----, my last check had 15 hrs.

---- that.

Now I am wasting my life away at Autozone, supplying redneck with parts for their 350's and suprising old white guys becaue they think I'm just a young dumb nig nog making minimum, but I know more about their ---- than they do. Its fun.