who has the shittiest job?
 

I had ---- thrown at me today at the prison by some crazy bitch and it made me think that a lot of people have been posting about there troubles at work recently. just wondering if any body had a better\worse story than that. no sob stories or bitching about dumb things. if you have a desk job dont tell us about the huge amounts of paper work you do. cool or extreme stories only

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sux 2 b u bro... u work at a female prison huh...ever get to watch bitches get raped? Is paris there yet? LOL

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I ware a paper hat and a bowtie and make a ---- hair above minimum wage flipping hamburgers with 16 year old kids.


































and im 21 years old :3

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not me. I think paul99ex collected piss samples for a living though

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i work for free, that's pretty shitty.

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unemployment

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you win

let me guess, your company slogan is somthing like, Were number 1 at hauling number 2

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I sit in front of test equipment all day at a gov't facility. I know, it doesn't sound like a shitty job, but trust me...sit in front of an automated piece of equipment for 8-10 hours ago pushing a max of 3 buttons for each test and do it for several months and tell me how fun it is :P

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i wake up at 930 go to kfc for 10 get out at 4 then go to ups for 530 get out of there about 10 wake up and do it all over again

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i did that ----. get up at 6am to be at work at 7 don't get off till 5:50 then have to be at my other job at 6pm-11 and did that all over again the next day :-\

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it ------- sucks my only day off is sat buy the time sat comes i sleep till about 2pm so basicly my life sucks in a little while hopfully ---- will get better

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damn, taking ---- all day huh?

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my job is rip people off of their hard earned money as much as i possibly can and not only that but i have to put a smile in my face when i do.

my boss told me one day, "holy ---- richard, you didnt have to rip them off that much.how do you sleep at night?"

i replied, "like this, *snore* money money money *snore* money money money"

i feel bad sometimes. but that's about it i. im a fucken pig.

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I sell bbq



and grind metal

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I surveyed the sewage outflows for NYC recently.



Seriously. I love my job most of the time, so I can't bitch.

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I cook meth in my bathtub, problem is I smoke 1/2 of my product



Then get paranoid and flush the rest

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rofl. sounds like half of sedro-woolley.

but my job is pretty boring. i get to watch metal getting cut 10 hours a day

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i airbrush that on mad tyte clothing in the summer and its pretty good money, and im gunna be an apprentice for the pipefitters starting june.... :X

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i deliver pizzas in my d15 crx and make over 20/hr regularily, yea its a hard knock life

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Haha I work in the #2 business, thank god I don't have to touch it.

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i wouldn't say my job is the worst but I work from 6pm -6:30am 5 nights a week running an automated warehouse.... ever seen the movie "cube"... I'm the guy running the computer... except I have to climb in there all the time and wrestle 3000 lb pallets of spagetti sauce. If you eat spagetti, the sauce was climbed on by me. every brand but prego & ragu... and every salsa on the shelf, we make it. Notice how many post I put up during the wee hours.... yeah I'm bored right now! If I had my phone I'd take a pic.... 15195 pallets @ roughly 2962lbs each. The machine is 62 ft tall x 922ft long x 1104 ft. wide..... 6 levels, 39 lanes wide... 3 guys before me have been maimed in this thing. one dude lost a leg.

google "ACTIV systems" if your bored.

LiDestri foods inc. fairport NY

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here ya go. worst job in the world... ever

http://www.yikers.com/video_so_you_t...ml?ref_id=1287

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My boss is a fat arrogant fool who has no clue what he is talking about.

My only recompense is I have total job security due to blackmail, so I just look through him and then walk away without responding when he makes the mistake of speaking to me. It's nice to pee on an ego like that.

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that guys job is sweet I'd walk on high voltage if I got to ride on the undercarriage of a chopter, the have to be highly trained and prolly make a ---- load of money sign me up.

I currently only get to yell at stupid people, and boss heavy equipment/people around all day on 1-5 million dollar projects for way more money than I'd pay myself, so really i got nothing I like my job.

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thats pretty much what I do at any job I have, regardless of blackmail or not. I'm there, I'm doing my job, leave me alone.

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i'm a welder. woo hoo haha. spring break up sucks.

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Was that your nut stain on my Pace salsa??

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i work for commission :'(, so it doesn't matter how many hours i put in if i don't sell anythign i don't get paid ----

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I used to deliver pizzas then I got fired... I feel better now

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commission can suck, i was selling for about a year (ching chong meow brake parts) for a canadian supplier
i couldn't handle the feast or famine life style, so I got out. Good Luck too you

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yeah i know what you mean, have been thingking about getting a part time job also just to keep the bills paid when there aren't any sales.

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i work on hondas all day long at my shop. Just my boss, and me. Honda specialists baby O0

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Nobody has a cool story to tell? i was working in crisis management the other day and when the prisoners are in there cells, they get absolutely nothing. Just a steel bed (welded to the floor, no mattress) and a suicide blanket (a blanket they can't rip up to hang thereselves with. No clothes, No radio, no nothing, just them and a blanket. And its like 55 degrees in there year round (to make it uncomfortable for the prisoners) Anyways, this bitch was pissed off at the world cuz she was stuck in there. So i have to check on them every 15 minutes, so everytime i would walk by and make her move or say something to make sure she is alive, she would scream at the top of her lungs and lay down and kick her door hard as hell. Well that would go on for about 10 minutes, then she would stop, but of course 5 minutes later, here i come again. She did that for probably 4 1/2 hours the other night, then decided she was going to ---- all over her cell. She ---- on the door, on the bean shute (where you shove food through the door, also where they put there hands out to get cuffed before they come out of the cell) and all over the walls. The door is a traditional iron bar door with kinda like a really thick chicken wire all over it, then a layer of plexiglass on both her side and our side, plus the bean shute. When i walked by her cell, i could smell it from all the way down the hall, she started kicking it and screaming again. This time she is kicking a ---- covered door, and her foot slipped and hit something sharp. I think it was the edge of the plexiglass. She sliced her foot open. Thats when i left to go to the infermary to get someone to help. While i was gone, She started licking the ---- covered bloody foot, Full on ---- and blood in the mouth. I had to escort her shitty bloody naked fat ass in a wheel chair in the the rain to the infirmary. Gayer than aids.

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Ok, dude. i think if she wanted to die that bad, ou sholda just offed her, and said she attacked you. for ----'s sake, it'd make your life a little easier.

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Haha ---- that, If you so much as lay a hand on an inmate, its considered a use of force. And depending on what actions took place, determines how much paperwork there is to fill out. And since im not a big fan of paperwork, i don't like having uses of force. Now the gas we carry is 10% oleorecin Capsicum. Same as police issue, the stuff you can buy at walmart and other places are only 2-3%. This ---- is mean. And to spray a girl with it only takes about 2 hours of paperwork so i don't really mind that.

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you sir have a very shitty job

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yeah more like $2000/month and have to babysit the worlds most pissed off women.

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lol, you're job sucks! I'm on commision too but it is whooping ass since I sell lawn tractors. I put in my 2 weeks there and now work on business jets, its alot cooler and pays better.

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i go to high school 7;30-2;45 then i work 3;30-11:15ish but hell its ok so i can save that cash

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Used to work on RV's that was a shitty job. I actually was happy when an oil change or tranny service ticket was up. I was doing ---- like scrape and reseals, where you scrape ALL the silicone sealant off of a coach and recaulked it. Yes there is more to it than that. You would have every now and then some fucked up camper thats been in the same spot for like 6 years come ion. The rubber roof is mildewed to hell, the acutal wooden roof, the framing, is rotten as ----. So your sitting and walking on the thing, scared your about to fall through the roof, some where just that bad. Plus that wasted rubber leaves this nasty chalky gummy film on your hand and clothes. Sometimes you would have to relace the sewer tanks in those bitches. I never did those jobs, but they got me once with a stuck ---- valve. Basically, you have to seperate tanks, grey water and black water. your grey water is stuff from your sinks and ----. Black water is the raw sewage from the toilet and shower. they have their own induvidual drain valves. I had a 88 ford chassis come in with the blackwater valve stuck. On a full blackwater tank. We had to cut the valve open, drain the tank, and replace it. Yuck. Literally, that was a shitty job. What was so shitty about it was that the new valve was a bitch to install. Im sitting there ------- with this thin while a perfect 50-50 mix of piss and ---- is drippingon my arm. Thats why I dont work on ------- Campers any more.

I was a tech at a independent shop making like $12hr flat rate for like a year. I was working mainly on Benzes, BMW's, Jags, Volvos, and ---- like that but we basically did everything on anything. I put a motor in a ------- Hyundai XG300, and a bunch of other crazy stuff. We put a motor in a Boxster, like I said we did a lot of stuff. It was cool woking there but we moved shop, and the Service manager/owner didnt properly advertise and tell the customers we moved unless he saw them in person. We suffered a lot from that ----, my last check had 15 hrs.

---- that.

Now I am wasting my life away at Autozone, supplying redneck with parts for their 350's and suprising old white guys becaue they think I'm just a young dumb nig nog making minimum, but I know more about their ---- than they do. Its fun.