Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

ahh man i remember those days.... ------- -----. Anyways, my current girl is visiting her parents in alabama and i didn't get ---- for vag-day. But she promised me i could take as many pictures of her as i want, AND put it in her ass when she gets back in like 3 days. Plus she bought me gears of war for pc. Gotta love this one..

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

I had to buy my own box of chocolates yesterday. Took them to work, and all the inmates were saying i brought them for them. So i ate every one of the chocolates right in front of cell block 1 just to piss them off.

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

expect a shank in your back in the near future

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

V day ---- is good ----...didnt get it on vday though...got it last week...just got the regular doggie on last night....... :y :6

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

ballsy rotary

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

Yeah dude, thats gangster. Hope they dont get you back by giving you V-day ----.

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

They're all women at his prison. ;) I think specifically he works in death row, so he must have balls of steel

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

Ever seen a broom?

Re: who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

V-Day ----....check. She busted out some jelly ----. Said she didn't like KY it was too liquid and didn't last as long. It was her idea so that made it even better. Funny as hell during the 30sec break in period. You're just kinda chillin there. I like to bust out random talk during that time too.

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---- im gangster.... haha. No really though, it takes a special type of person to work here. I can honestly admit it has been a long time since i have been really scared outside of work, but everyday when i go to work, i get that feeling in your gut like some crazy ---- might go down and i might not go home tonight. Its kinda cool outside of work though, cuz some ---- you would have been scared of a while ago make you laugh. People think im nuts....


Yeah actually a lady i work with got beat by a pissed off inmate with a broom about 3 years ago. She is still hardcore as hell, but the first thing she does when she comes into a building is take the broom outside.