who got buttsex on valentines?!? i did! except...
 

its so tight she made me stop in the middle, and i didn't get to finish, and wouldn't let me stick it back in her vag, so i got blue balls >:(

so how do i get teh butthole usable without her stopping me?

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If you love her, lube 'er.

Take some KY and stick the bottle cap into her ass and squeeze.

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when she tells you to stop punch her in the back of the head :1

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lol.,...theirs already been a thread about this......do a search.

i believe the thread was longer than all the random-strike vs import threads combined

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lube it up good, put it in sloooowwwwwww and dont move, just wait for her/him :l to relaxe for a bit. Then you wont get kicked out for getting the starfish too sore.

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ahh such a great thread

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...?topic=69310.0

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spit on it, and force it in

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i swear....it should be stickied to the porn forum

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+1 for vday ----
if your girl actually got you to stop, end yourself
booze or lube or both = ---- from ANY girl

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damn you fuckers are lucky! i get it in once with a nice push and its ooooo plz stop it hurts so much :3

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ahh man i remember those days.... ------- -----. Anyways, my current girl is visiting her parents in alabama and i didn't get ---- for vag-day. But she promised me i could take as many pictures of her as i want, AND put it in her ass when she gets back in like 3 days. Plus she bought me gears of war for pc. Gotta love this one..

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I had to buy my own box of chocolates yesterday. Took them to work, and all the inmates were saying i brought them for them. So i ate every one of the chocolates right in front of cell block 1 just to piss them off.

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expect a shank in your back in the near future

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V day ---- is good ----...didnt get it on vday though...got it last week...just got the regular doggie on last night....... :y :6

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ballsy rotary

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Yeah dude, thats gangster. Hope they dont get you back by giving you V-day ----.

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They're all women at his prison. ;) I think specifically he works in death row, so he must have balls of steel

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Ever seen a broom?

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V-Day ----....check. She busted out some jelly ----. Said she didn't like KY it was too liquid and didn't last as long. It was her idea so that made it even better. Funny as hell during the 30sec break in period. You're just kinda chillin there. I like to bust out random talk during that time too.

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---- im gangster.... haha. No really though, it takes a special type of person to work here. I can honestly admit it has been a long time since i have been really scared outside of work, but everyday when i go to work, i get that feeling in your gut like some crazy ---- might go down and i might not go home tonight. Its kinda cool outside of work though, cuz some ---- you would have been scared of a while ago make you laugh. People think im nuts....


Yeah actually a lady i work with got beat by a pissed off inmate with a broom about 3 years ago. She is still hardcore as hell, but the first thing she does when she comes into a building is take the broom outside.

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O0

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hmmm sounds liek she has done it more then once?

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these are the two best tips. problem is most of you loosers get to excited that your actually is a chicks ass you start humping to hard, to fast, and to early. be patient take it slow and easy you'll get it :6

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1 word: Crisco

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Sho nuff. Tried without lube and she said it hurt for days. Said she had tried KY before with her vibrator and it was like water.

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Yeah everynow and then i get it in the shower, and it works, but not for long. They have this stuff called ---- ease, i guess its some kinda numbing stuff to help her ass out. (Lol that one is pretty good) But yeah, what the hell. Your rubbing it all over your dick too, so its going to take forever to cum, and its not going to be fun for your girl either.

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Contains benzocaine; numbs the nerves around the anus.


Best thing is gape her slowly until she's ready.

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+1...
I get it whenever i want now. This girl i am with does everything she possibly can to make me happy, so buttsex is in order here.

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Ease up. She'll be too loose :l

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yeah it only happens like once every probably three weeks. When i get that wild hair up my ass to stick it up her ass. She is a great girl though. Almost 6 months on the 25th already. Seems like a couple weeks.

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10 years she'll have been DP'd, TP'd, and QP'd and won't get off :S

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Haha dude im a white guy. I have a 5 inch wang and couldn't stretch her ---- out if i taped a dildo to my own ----. She will be fine.

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well i failed agaain went in super slow but she just cuts me off out of nowhere and her ----- was dripping wet.

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Way to read. ::)

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Maybe she just doesn't like it ???

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and wtf does that have to do with anything? It's pretty obvious a girl is letting you tear her rectum for your pleasure, not hers.

and for the record the girl i'm with now will not fall :( I guess I just needed knocked off my horse that my determination isn't all conquering

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now that ---- made me laugh - thanks for that!!

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Everything dip-----. A lot of girls actually get pleasure from it. She was the one that wanted to do it and said she likes it and gets off from it. Your boyfriend must have a brown eye like a infant if it can't fit your pencil dick. :3