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Old 02-15-2008, 01:32 AM
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its so tight she made me stop in the middle, and i didn't get to finish, and wouldn't let me stick it back in her vag, so i got blue *****

so how do i get teh butthole usable without her stopping me?
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:38 AM
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If you love her, lube 'er.

Take some KY and stick the bottle cap into her *** and squeeze.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:40 AM
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when she tells you to stop punch her in the back of the head :1
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:42 AM
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lol.,...theirs already been a thread about this......do a search.

i believe the thread was longer than all the random-strike vs import threads combined
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:45 AM
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lube it up good, put it in sloooowwwwwww and dont move, just wait for her/him to relaxe for a bit. Then you wont get kicked out for getting the starfish too sore.
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:49 AM
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ahh such a great thread

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...?topic=69310.0
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spit on it, and force it in
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Old 02-15-2008, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by turbo dave

i swear....it should be stickied to the **** forum
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:10 AM
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+1 for vday ----
if your girl actually got you to stop, end yourself
booze or lube or both = ---- from ANY girl
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
+1 for vday ----
if your girl actually got you to stop, end yourself
booze or lube or both = ---- from ANY girl
damn you ******* are lucky! i get it in once with a nice push and its ooooo plz stop it hurts so much
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