OnYx

Thought for the Day.....

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.

dragon

So when im around a girl she would understand if i let it out?

B16Drag

So what did you do TODAY ONYX!?!

OnYx

i let all of the farts out! lol my family will love it whedn they get home! lmao

warren_teg

i have one..

ok.
the brain said i'm the most important one out of the whole body.. i control everything.

then the blood cells said i'm the most important one.. i carry the oxygen to the brain and throught the body.

then the legs said i'm the most important one here. i have to carry all you ******* around. i have to take you somewhere so you can feed.

then the *** said i'm the most important here... the body parts laughed there asses off. so the *** said ok i'll prove it to you.. he closed his asshold for three days. and all you hear is ooooooo my stomach, my head hurts, oo i can't walk because because etc hurts..

so the moral of the story is ... ******** are always the top ones.

88crxSi

------- right you do. If she gives you ---- kick her *** to the curb.

MikeJ-2009

Sounds like something Raffi (D16z64life) would say.

jake2001z001

ha ha not funny

RENR

make sure when u fart, u lift your leg up, its gets all that gas out.!

jung4g

Lifting a leg is tradition/warning in my house. 6 guys and a beagle, all with horrible gas leads to a funny time when girls are around.