when you fart...
 

Thought for the Day.....

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
:o

Re:when you fart...
 

So when im around a girl she would understand if i let it out?

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So what did you do TODAY ONYX!?!

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i let all of the farts out! lol my family will love it whedn they get home! lmao

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i have one..

ok.
the brain said i'm the most important one out of the whole body.. i control everything.

then the blood cells said i'm the most important one.. i carry the oxygen to the brain and throught the body.

then the legs said i'm the most important one here. i have to carry all you fuckers around. i have to take you somewhere so you can feed.

then the ass said i'm the most important here... the body parts laughed there asses off. so the ass said ok i'll prove it to you.. he closed his asshold for three days. and all you hear is ooooooo my stomach, my head hurts, oo i can't walk because because etc hurts..

so the moral of the story is ... assholes are always the top ones.

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------- right you do. If she gives you ---- kick her ass to the curb.

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Sounds like something Raffi (D16z64life) would say. :D

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ha ha not funny

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make sure when u fart, u lift your leg up, its gets all that gas out.! ;D

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Lifting a leg is tradition/warning in my house. 6 guys and a beagle, all with horrible gas leads to a funny time when girls are around.