What the ---- was that sound..... .......oh no way....sonofa .......
jus wonderin......continue on with your day..
that'll do pig....

 

well if you did i suggest going home...or you'll smell like ---- all day

 

Talk to julio, he's got a few threads under his belt about it.

When it happened to me, I went to the *******, cleaned my *** and threw away my boxers. Course I was working at 120 am and had been there since 8 am the previous day. I didn't give a ---- by then, and there was only one other person there.

Worst feeling in the world right-the realization of what just took place.

 

Am I the only person that doesn't think this is normal?

 

Nope, it's never happened to me before. Maybe I'm just lucky?

 

I've never sharted at work, thank goodness.

Just tell the boss man you don't feel good and need to go home, stuff a roll of paper towels down your pants and get home as fast as possible, and take a nice long shower. lol

 

Um...i didnt say i did it, man that would be gross...

 

LMAO, yeah i could see that happen. you shart at work and instead of going home you make a post on HMT to see what everybody else would do

 

yea just be sure to grab paper towels and get them wet !!!! then head in to the stall and clean your *** as good as possible and toss the boxers. (hide them behind the toilet or something). then free ball it the rest of the day. and on your way out just incase you get a guy heading in there right after you just say. "carefull buddy looks like someone ---- in there boxers then hid them back there", "------- sick-oes" "whats this world coming too"

 

Best answer ever...