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2BG4HNDA 06-23-2006 03:08 PM

What to do when you shart at work....
 
What the ---- was that sound..... .......oh no way....sonofa .......
jus wonderin......continue on with your day..
that'll do pig....

Turdbo 06-23-2006 03:13 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 
well if you did i suggest going home...or you'll smell like ---- all day :y

stenseltizm 06-23-2006 03:14 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 
Talk to julio, he's got a few threads under his belt about it.

When it happened to me, I went to the shitter, cleaned my ass and threw away my boxers. Course I was working at 12:30 am and had been there since 8 am the previous day. I didn't give a ---- by then, and there was only one other person there.

Worst feeling in the world right-the realization of what just took place.

G2turbo_terror 06-23-2006 03:51 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 
Am I the only person that doesn't think this is normal?

koreanwilcox 06-23-2006 03:56 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 

Originally Posted by G2turbo_terror
Am I the only person that doesn't think this is normal?

Nope, it's never happened to me before. Maybe I'm just lucky?

HondaTuner 06-23-2006 04:00 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 
I've never sharted at work, thank goodness.

Just tell the boss man you don't feel good and need to go home, stuff a roll of paper towels down your pants and get home as fast as possible, and take a nice long shower. lol

2BG4HNDA 06-23-2006 04:13 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 
Um...i didnt say i did it, man that would be gross...

J-MAN 06-23-2006 04:16 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 

Originally Posted by 2BG4HNDA
Um...i didnt say i did it, man that would be gross...

LMAO, yeah i could see that happen. you shart at work and instead of going home you make a post on HMT to see what everybody else would do ;D

bitchasscracker 06-23-2006 04:19 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 

Originally Posted by stenseltizm
Talk to julio, he's got a few threads under his belt about it.

When it happened to me, I went to the shitter, cleaned my ass and threw away my boxers. Course I was working at 12:30 am and had been there since 8 am the previous day. I didn't give a ---- by then, and there was only one other person there.

Worst feeling in the world right-the realization of what just took place.

yea just be sure to grab paper towels and get them wet !!!! then head in to the stall and clean your ass as good as possible and toss the boxers. (hide them behind the toilet or something). then free ball it the rest of the day. and on your way out just incase you get a guy heading in there right after you just say. "carefull buddy looks like someone ---- in there boxers then hid them back there", "------- sick-oes" "whats this world coming too"

2BG4HNDA 06-23-2006 04:21 PM

Re: What to do when you shart at work....
 

Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
yea just be sure to grab paper towels and get them wet !!!! then head in to the stall and clean your ass as good as possible and toss the boxers. (hide them behind the toilet or something). then free ball it the rest of the day. and on your way out just incase you get a guy heading in there right after you just say. "carefull buddy looks like someone ---- in there boxers then hid them back there", "------- sick-oes" "whats this world coming too"

Best answer ever...


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