What to do when you shart at work....
06-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
and on your way out just incase you get a guy heading in there right after you just say. "carefull buddy looks like someone ---- in there boxers then hid them back there", "------- sick-oes" "whats this world coming too"
06-23-2006, 08:35 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
yea just be sure to grab paper towels and get them wet !!!! then head in to the stall and clean your *** as good as possible and toss the boxers. (hide them behind the toilet or something). then free ball it the rest of the day. and on your way out just incase you get a guy heading in there right after you just say. "carefull buddy looks like someone ---- in there boxers then hid them back there", "------- sick-oes" "whats this world coming too"
there was a incident about a guy from where i use to work he crapped his pants before making it to the toilet. well lets just say he had crap running down his leg. LOLZ i missed this luckly but i worked with the fool and he was always doing stupid stuff
06-23-2006, 08:55 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
just like the others said. excuse yourself. you can say " excuse me, i just ---- me drawers ".
after that go wipe your ***, something most of us where tought since 5 years old.
take your drawers and throw them in the womens room. if you want you can ---- on them some more for added affect.
after that go wipe your ***, something most of us where tought since 5 years old.
take your drawers and throw them in the womens room. if you want you can ---- on them some more for added affect.
06-23-2006, 09:17 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
i only sharted once in my life.. that i cant remmber that is :P
at school.. had aten some grade A grand ma home cookin.
i cudnt hold it in.. friggin retarded placement test..
luckilly i knew the principle an it was a uniform school for none of the kids noticed i changed
at school.. had aten some grade A grand ma home cookin.
i cudnt hold it in.. friggin retarded placement test..
luckilly i knew the principle an it was a uniform school for none of the kids noticed i changed
06-25-2006, 08:03 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
can't say I've done it either, but I witnessed one though. Me and my co-workers were playing basketball one night after work at the YMCA and on the third game, someone stepped on a dollup ---- on the court. No one would fess up, but we all knew who it was. It was the person that stunk the rest of the night. We had the janitor clean it up.
06-26-2006, 01:29 AM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
never happened to me EVER. i mean can`t you feel it when theres ---- in ur *** waiting to come out? I can def.ly feel the different lol
if it feels like there are a SLIGHTLY chance of ---- coming out with my frat i will just go straight to the bathroom and take a ----
if it feels like there are a SLIGHTLY chance of ---- coming out with my frat i will just go straight to the bathroom and take a ----
06-29-2006, 07:31 PM
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Re: What to do when you shart at work....
Originally Posted by Donald125
never happened to me EVER. i mean can`t you feel it when theres ---- in ur *** waiting to come out? I can def.ly feel the different lol
if it feels like there are a SLIGHTLY chance of ---- coming out with my frat i will just go straight to the bathroom and take a ----
if it feels like there are a SLIGHTLY chance of ---- coming out with my frat i will just go straight to the bathroom and take a ----
