Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
first off, my gf is really ------- hot. but she has a little belly, but the most perfect ass and legs in the world. and it annoys me.
I posted this thread a while ago https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...841#msg1092841 but ---- stilll aint working She won't do coke. I got a membership to the gym, and went from repping 115 to 190 on the incline, but she doesn't seem to want to go or lose weight. I wrote her a note and told her she was fat and then broke up with her. Then we got back together, and I call her shamu, and all sorts of other things, and whenever a chance, i made fat reference jokes. She got tired of it and so I had to stop. I took snacks with me and ate before I saw her but she still would eat. I BANGED THE ---- OUT OF HER 24/7 but then she just would eat after sex!?!! Only thing that works is when we do eat, I only eat a little. (but that barely works) She won't even walk around the block. - she sees no point in doing anything that won't have instant results, she will park in the pregnant women's spot at the mall just because its closer and she doesn't have to walk Ive asked her nicely that if she would lose some weight it would make me happy and asked her if she wanted me to be happy. She always gets defensive. So now I have no idea what to do, and i need your help. Im thinking about getting another surfboard for her, and just go to the beach every weekend. By the way, she is still very ------- hot, and I just spent the night in a hotel at the beach with her, we bought a vibrating dildo and handcuffs for her. and she let me put the dildo in her ass and ---- the ---- out of her any way i want. and she wants to make a porno. so if you nogs want to see my 19 year old girlfriend getting her ass ------ then please help me get her to lose 4 pounds! |
Re: Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
i will donate $5 to a fund for her to get unfat but i need the full video
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If you're going ape ---- over 4 pounds you're an -------.
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You're just an -------.
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who the ---- writes there girlfriend a note to break up with her?
nut in her eye and tell her to ---- off. |
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You're retarded. If you want to ---- a -----; get an escort. If you want a good girlfriend then show some respect. You're obviously a young guy who thinks he is the absolute ----, but the time will come when you're not such a dick and you'll realize what a pathetic tard you are. So until then, kindly stop sharing your dumbass attention ----- personal life with us because we don't give a ---- and you're annoying as hell. Good day.
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Yeah, if she's not a psychotic slut like 95% (5% margin of error) females, quit your bitchin. You aren't forced to be with her, so if you are then do what you're supposed to or find someone else.
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Or get yourself a nice crack -----. I mean it sounds like you're into girls that are rail thin, so that would be perfect. She'll have low self esteem so you can pretend you're Peter North (except hung like a chipmunk) like you want, and you can tell her she's worthless at least 10 times a day so you can feel better about yourself too. It'll be like your own little white trash utopia. ------ geek.
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Re: Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
If she is getting fatter and fatter, then you got a problem. But if she just has a little bit of a belly going and she's not becoming a heifer, then stop worrying. Nobody's perfect.
Sounds like she is a lazy ---- though. |
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Yeah I really can't see what the problem is here, other than yourself. I could see droping 20, but you can live with the 4lbs.
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im gunna have to say we need pics of her now before i make a judgement here.
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dude, telling her shes fat isnt going about it all wrong. breaking up with her cus shes getting plumper is all wrong.
no wonder shes gaining weight. shes obviously going through something, and you arent helping. |
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Break up wih her so she can have a real boyfriend instead of a selfish ----. Stop reading platboy with airbrushed models and welcome to the real world.
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Re: Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
im gunna have to say we need pics of her now before i make a judgement here.
My girlfriend take weight during winter, but loose a lot in summer because she's very active. You are in U-S, you have to deal with fat girl ;) |
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if you could actu ally make her sweat durring sex instead of being a 6 pump chump she'd prolly loose alot of water wieght .. on a more serious note ganja actually makes bitches skinnier :y
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Originally Posted by ososlohatch
ganja actually makes bitches skinnier :y
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Re: Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
Saw the pic from your last post and to be honest I don`t think shes fat at all.
Just have more sex (loving making or whatever the ---- that last longer)and see it as cardio. ^-^ |
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Originally Posted by Jorsher
Are you serious? You know that they use pot for terminally ill because it increases their appetite, right? Heard of munchies? The most I've ever weighed (a massive 155lbs) was when I was a 24/7 pot smoker and spent 90% of my day eating something.
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Originally Posted by Teg2Boo
You are in U-S, you have to deal with fat girl ;)
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Originally Posted by jeffsciv23
seems that way these days. there all just lazy -----s
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ur girls not fat
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Originally Posted by ososlohatch
lol you are a moron ... then how come some fighters smoke but still loose wieght .. i have heard of munchies i have also heard of will power ...i smoke pot every day multiple times a day and i wiegh 170 pounds walking wieght and have a six pack and can bench 190lbsd 4-5 times if you a fat lazy person you will be a fat lazy person.. if you motivate yourself you will always be healty brb i got the munchies im going to go eat a 99% fat free turkey wrap ;)
Moron. |
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Originally Posted by ososlohatch
ganja actually makes bitches skinnier :y
Ooooohhhhhh I loves to eat me some twinkies. *smokes pot* OMGZ I FEELS LIKE EXERCISING!!11 ---- DEEZ TWANKIES I WANT VEGETABLES idiot. Goes more like. I'm lazy and don't feel like doing ----. *smokes pot* I'm lazier and feel like doing less ----, and I'm hungry too. |
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I think there is nothing wrong with her, maybe the one with the real problem is YOU!!!
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Re: Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
post pics
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Originally Posted by random-strike
post pics
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she is not fat. Stop being a moron. Grow up. What do you want a girl who looks like she is twelve?
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---- man I hate when girls are too skinny :l
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To TS... you're a dick. Shoot yourself in the face.
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---- DEEZ TWANKIES
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HAHA waffles
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hahahahha, i need more and better pictures of your gf to fully understand your situation.
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Re: Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
Originally Posted by Birdley42008
hahahahha, i need more and better pictures of your gf to fully understand your situation.
first off, her body is designed that any wieght she gains, will ONLY go to her stomach, its very strange, but it works likje that. she doesnt have a little bubble for a belly, she has a little pot belly, and it annoys me, i dont care if she has a marble slab as a stomach, i just want her to look good for me is all. im trying to get her to get that way, and yes she keeps eating, and she will gain, then lose some but it is gaining more then loosing it looks like. im not a stuck up prick to think it either, there are 9/10 girls where i live and they are a dime a dozen. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97.../Alan/gcgh.jpg here is her body about 2 months ago, dont mind the ------- baby its not mine or hers. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97...138d18oi74.jpg |
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I foresee many relationship problems in your future
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I'd ---- The ---- Out Of Her. :6
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Your girl is not fat. It's only teenager fat.
If you don't like her body, I sugess an exange with my girlfirend for a weekend :-* Next step is nude pics, so we can deeply see the problem she have and make a diagnostic |
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There is NOTHING wrong with that girls body. :l She looks pretty ------- good to me. :-\
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Re: Trying to get my girl to not get Fat PT. 2
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
There is NOTHING wrong with that girls body. :l She looks pretty ------- good to me. :-\
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She looks damn good to me, if you can't live with her weight there than you will die a lonely, miserable, old bastard.
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