turbo dave

first off, my gf is really ------- hot. but she has a little belly, but the most perfect *** and legs in the world. and it annoys me.

I posted this thread a while ago https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...841#msg1092841

but ---- stilll aint working

She won't do coke.

I got a membership to the gym, and went from repping 115 to 190 on the incline, but she doesn't seem to want to go or lose weight.

I wrote her a note and told her she was fat and then broke up with her.

Then we got back together, and I call her shamu, and all sorts of other things, and whenever a chance, i made fat reference jokes.

She got tired of it and so I had to stop.

I took snacks with me and ate before I saw her but she still would eat.

I BANGED THE ---- OUT OF HER 24/7 but then she just would eat after sex!?!!

Only thing that works is when we do eat, I only eat a little. (but that barely works)

She won't even walk around the block. - she sees no point in doing anything that won't have instant results, she will park in the pregnant women's spot at the mall just because its closer and she doesn't have to walk

Ive asked her nicely that if she would lose some weight it would make me happy and asked her if she wanted me to be happy.

She always gets defensive.

So now I have no idea what to do, and i need your help.

Im thinking about getting another surfboard for her, and just go to the beach every weekend.

By the way, she is still very ------- hot, and I just spent the night in a hotel at the beach with her, we bought a vibrating ***** and handcuffs for her. and she let me put the ***** in her *** and ---- the ---- out of her any way i want. and she wants to make a porno.

so if you nogs want to see my 19 year old girlfriend getting her *** ------ then please help me get her to lose 4 pounds!

t_cel_t

i will donate $5 to a fund for her to get unfat but i need the full video

USS

If you're going ape ---- over 4 pounds you're an -------.

SkunT

who the ---- writes there girlfriend a note to break up with her?

nut in her eye and tell her to ---- off.

crx2211

You're retarded. If you want to ---- a -----; get an escort. If you want a good girlfriend then show some respect. You're obviously a young guy who thinks he is the absolute ----, but the time will come when you're not such a dick and you'll realize what a pathetic tard you are. So until then, kindly stop sharing your dumbass attention ----- personal life with us because we don't give a ---- and you're annoying as hell. Good day.

Jorsher

Yeah, if she's not a psychotic **** like 95% (5% margin of error) females, quit your bitchin. You aren't forced to be with her, so if you are then do what you're supposed to or find someone else.

crx2211

Or get yourself a nice crack -----. I mean it sounds like you're into girls that are rail thin, so that would be perfect. She'll have low self esteem so you can pretend you're Peter North (except hung like a chipmunk) like you want, and you can tell her she's worthless at least 10 times a day so you can feel better about yourself too. It'll be like your own little white trash utopia. ------ geek.

E-b0la

If she is getting fatter and fatter, then you got a problem. But if she just has a little bit of a belly going and she's not becoming a heifer, then stop worrying. Nobody's perfect.

Sounds like she is a lazy ---- though.

Cray91

Yeah I really can't see what the problem is here, other than yourself. I could see droping 20, but you can live with the 4lbs.