bgdriver

Keep on posting less and less often everyone here prefers it that way. And better to drive a piece of dog----- and be a decent guy then be a piece of dog----- driving a decent car. ---- OFF SCAMMER!

To OP, that's ------- awesome, there's a banging girl I work with that went from a 19 yr old virgin god kid then I got her drunk and fucked her silly. Tap that.

crx2fast

good looking chick.. i expect to see nudes within the week

j3w

i don't run fmu's or scam people, so suck my white ***, you scamming piece of ----. my biggest pieces of ---- are 3x nicer than anything you've rolled out of your scamshop

Smith-02

we were at the local 'hotspot' for the sorts of alcohol late at night, not at a bar sorta thing by her place. so called community park. both of us were well on our way into a case of beer, and were looking down the one side road, and we see lights coming through the tree. it's 115, park closes at 12:00. so im like 'uh, is that what i think it is..' and by the time im started, beers put in the case and rollin, the car comes clippin across the parking lot at 45+, in a 25 max zone. i get to the stop, quickly make the right, and im out, 1/4mi away down a stretch to the main road of the area doing close to 40 on a 4-lane road, thinking i was going slow. so cop tails me for a few more seconds, swings out, pulls beside me and im like '----, ---- ---- ----' cause theres another one behind me now, and the one on my side starts moving towards me, so i slow down.

i come to a stop, and he drops his window, and says 'why did you stop?' at the time i didn't have an answer, so it was just 'i dunno'. then he counters 'well pull ahead some more so i can officially pull you over' he gives the whole lights/spotlight treatment, asks for id/reg, asks for her id, and flashlights the backseat of my car seeing the case half gone and wide open. mind you i'm probably 2-3x the legal limit in the first place, he walks back to his car, does his checkup of the lisc's and the reg, comes back, and clearly asks 'whats with this box in the back? collecting unopened beer bottles? you been drinkin?' and im 'honestly officer, yes, a few' thinking ----, whats half a case of empty bottles with no cap gonna look like if i tell him no?. so hes lookin around my car for a little, comes back up and asks me 'something wrong with your muffler? sounds a little loud', so i come out with 'its designed that way. it had a silencer but i took it out because it was killing my gas mileage' and he just kinda 'huh, uh huh' and shook his head.

he hands back the id's, but stops before i get my lisc in hand, and says 'i don't know why im letting you go. legally i shouldn't, you've got (5 or 6) things i can get you with right now, maybe it's cause it's cold out, i dunno why im doing this. if you come back into this park again, better hope it isn't when i'm around'
so im sitting there still puckered up thinking '----, dui here we come' cause he's still standing there, then he leans in and says 'so are you gonna do what i asked?' i say 'excuse me?' and he says 'the case. you can't have it open, put it in the trunk. i don't know why im letting you do this either.' so i do, and says 'now if i follow you, are you going to be ------- around all over the road?' i naturally say no, but hell, i've got 7 beers in me and im second guessing myself. so i leave, get a few miles up the road and he's clearly out of his jurisdiction, the other cop is still behind him, whos behind me. they dissapear, i make it home still puckered from slipping out of a dui. guess a girl full of clevage can be a good thing



cliffs?

girl with two beers in hand, i get pulled over, girl of clevage got me out of a dui when im 7 beers deep.

LilWayne

So you didn't get any

AgentMurdoc

haha for real, after something like that you sould be having some adrenaline pumping sex right now.

and you shoulda known in the first place to have the beers in the trunk.

and you shoulda just posted at the park instead of fleeing. it's 15 minutes til closing, he'll just tell you to leave. he asks you what you are doing, just point to home girl.

and she looks the same - glasses + makeup. doesn't look bad though

idiot-stick

Cleavage is magical "I don't know why I'm doing this but here's $20. Im in a financial squeeze right now and can't afford to be giving money away but for some reason I really want you to have it"

Smith-02

yeah, i dunno why i left either. i guess i just panicked, shoulda just bombed the 1-2-3 and been outta there like a nog at a kkk rally.

TorganFM

Who did bitchass scam?

jinxy

I filled half the bowl in the library's bathroom.


szechuan ftw