so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
#21
Re: so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
i never left bitch boy. i just dont post often.
To OP, that's ------- awesome, there's a banging girl I work with that went from a 19 yr old virgin god kid then I got her drunk and fucked her silly. Tap that.
#23
Re: so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
piece of dog ---- like all the cars you work on end up ?
#24
Re: so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
Originally Posted by crx2fast
good looking chick.. i expect to see nudes within the week
i come to a stop, and he drops his window, and says 'why did you stop?' at the time i didn't have an answer, so it was just 'i dunno'. then he counters 'well pull ahead some more so i can officially pull you over' he gives the whole lights/spotlight treatment, asks for id/reg, asks for her id, and flashlights the backseat of my car seeing the case half gone and wide open. mind you i'm probably 2-3x the legal limit in the first place, he walks back to his car, does his checkup of the lisc's and the reg, comes back, and clearly asks 'whats with this box in the back? collecting unopened beer bottles? you been drinkin?' and im 'honestly officer, yes, a few' thinking ----, whats half a case of empty bottles with no cap gonna look like if i tell him no?. so hes lookin around my car for a little, comes back up and asks me 'something wrong with your muffler? sounds a little loud', so i come out with 'its designed that way. it had a silencer but i took it out because it was killing my gas mileage' and he just kinda 'huh, uh huh' and shook his head.
he hands back the id's, but stops before i get my lisc in hand, and says 'i don't know why im letting you go. legally i shouldn't, you've got (5 or 6) things i can get you with right now, maybe it's cause it's cold out, i dunno why im doing this. if you come back into this park again, better hope it isn't when i'm around'
so im sitting there still puckered up thinking '----, dui here we come' cause he's still standing there, then he leans in and says 'so are you gonna do what i asked?' i say 'excuse me?' and he says 'the case. you can't have it open, put it in the trunk. i don't know why im letting you do this either.' so i do, and says 'now if i follow you, are you going to be ------- around all over the road?' i naturally say no, but hell, i've got 7 beers in me and im second guessing myself. so i leave, get a few miles up the road and he's clearly out of his jurisdiction, the other cop is still behind him, whos behind me. they dissapear, i make it home still puckered from slipping out of a dui. guess a girl full of clevage can be a good thing
cliffs?
girl with two beers in hand, i get pulled over, girl of clevage got me out of a dui when im 7 beers deep.
#26
Re: so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
Originally Posted by Towdogg
So you didn't get any
and you shoulda known in the first place to have the beers in the trunk.
and you shoulda just posted at the park instead of fleeing. it's 15 minutes til closing, he'll just tell you to leave. he asks you what you are doing, just point to home girl.
and she looks the same - glasses + makeup. doesn't look bad though
#27
Re: so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
Cleavage is magical "I don't know why I'm doing this but here's $20. Im in a financial squeeze right now and can't afford to be giving money away but for some reason I really want you to have it"
#28
Re: so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
haha for real, after something like that you sould be having some adrenaline pumping sex right now.
and you shoulda known in the first place to have the beers in the trunk.
and you shoulda just posted at the park instead of fleeing. it's 15 minutes til closing, he'll just tell you to leave. he asks you what you are doing, just point to home girl.
and she looks the same - glasses + makeup. doesn't look bad though
and you shoulda known in the first place to have the beers in the trunk.
and you shoulda just posted at the park instead of fleeing. it's 15 minutes til closing, he'll just tell you to leave. he asks you what you are doing, just point to home girl.
and she looks the same - glasses + makeup. doesn't look bad though
yeah, i dunno why i left either. i guess i just panicked, shoulda just bombed the 1-2-3 and been outta there like a nog at a kkk rally.