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Old 12-08-2007, 10:39 AM
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well at least you have done your research and not just plucked something out of thin air to beleive in.....
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then again dont get me started with how the cambodian, mayan, and egyption paramids were built. it took hundreds of years to build those *******.
Any reason you're glossing over the Bosnian pyramids? Do you consider them cheap flimsy affairs?
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All I see when I take a dump in walmart are swastikas, WHITE POWER written everywhere

---- yea !

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Coming from a family of convicts that can't vote, I don't believe you.
seriously you may think he may be the best man for the job but it just wont happen. not this election
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This thread is kinda weird...

I'm not trying to hate on your beliefs, but they're strange. I don't think aliens helped build pyramids. They might have some "advanced" technologies, but mostly it was a bunch of slaves that took hundreds of years to stack some bricks. We could get the same ---- built now in a few months with plumbing and cable internet. I find it hard to believe we're the ONLY living creatures in this vast universe, so I have a slight belief in aliens. But if I was an alien, I wouldn't have came down here to screw these crazy *** bitches to make reptilian bastard kids or to build a stack of rocks.
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This thread is kinda weird...

I'm not trying to hate on your beliefs, but they're strange. I don't think aliens helped build pyramids. They might have some "advanced" technologies, but mostly it was a bunch of slaves that took hundreds of years to stack some bricks. We could get the same ---- built now in a few months with plumbing and cable internet. I find it hard to believe we're the ONLY living creatures in this vast universe, so I have a slight belief in aliens. But if I was an alien, I wouldn't have came down here to screw these crazy *** bitches to make reptilian bastard kids or to build a stack of rocks.

Yea but we aren't aliens, so how the hell do we know what they'd do?

Electric-Universe had better theories to the origins of a "god", too bad the rest is full of ----. Older religions, Anasazi, Aborigini, Panquatl all had similar accounts of a great sky serpent charging down from the heavens. There is stellar lightning bolts that jump through space, it's more likely that a large one hit earth and all these people saw a similar long rainbow colored lightning bolt, and this is where godlike religion was spurned.

There probably is still aliens picking our butts, but one thing about being a rational person is the need to have verifiable information.
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Originally Posted by blade8r
well i get alot of information from contactee's that are in communication from all the different aliens races that travel to our planet. men by the name of David Icke, or Terence McKenna.

and some ancient historical cultures aswell like the Sphinx, Egyptian Phero. Mayan's Quetzalcoatl. druidisms gargoyles of pagan times. alot of different cultures all around the world have the ruling elites potraid as a reptile in some form.

the bible itself talked about the hybrids known as Giants (the Nephilim) at that.

When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."
The Nephilim were on the earth in those days -- and also afterward -- when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.
- Genesis 6:1-4

the story told of the half god half man.. and gods children and our children made us in his image. the soppose god that in reality is the truth is mentioned in the the Sumerian Tablets. Genesis is cleft notes compared to the sumerian tablet the whole story is explained in detail from the beginning. with the Sumerian tablets.

but the problem is that the Sumerian also considered god a reptile. they didn't even actually use the word god but rather a word call Annunaki. which means, "those that came from heaven to earth" or in today terms.. they came from the sky... the only reason the term serphant came into picture in genesis is because those aliens.. who created mankind.. were reptiles.

but don't ask me.. you tell me 1 single culture in ancient history that didnt have a form of reptile worshiped or glorification.

then again dont get me started with how the cambodian, mayan, and egyption paramids were built. it took hundreds of years to build those *******. yet in today society we can't even plan 1 year ahead of our selves as a country.
Interesting, to say the least. But neat to see what others believe

Some contest that Nephilim is just a term for giant men, sort of like the tribe that Goliath came from. Theres a couple other various words used in the old testament for giants but you never know. Some translations of the bible skew towards the view that they were of another species, others say they were just giants. The words origin it mirky at best and thus the reason for some debate over it

Then again the old testament talks about satyrs (the half goat/half man people), snakes made of fire, unicorns, dragons, etc. And I forget where in the O.T. but dinosaurs are said to have been referenced? I gotta look into this more. lol its strange at best...
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Actually alot of what he wrote sounds exactly like the earth cronicles series written by Zacaria Sitchin, who says that the Anunnaki were a genetically advanced race that lived on the 10th planet called Nibiru and it crashed into Tiamat which was another planet which was how the earth was formed.

oddly thought if you actually read the summarian version its alot different, the tablets your talking about are the twelve (originally thought to be eleven) tablets of clay found in a mesopatamian kings tomb, i forgot his name but it was a story called the epic of Gilgamesh which is supposed to be the oldest story ever told, seems like thats where alot of the material for the bible came from.

Anyway the sumerians said that the anunnaki were the judges or gatekeepers of hell and were there because they were banished from heaven for their misdeeds, I think the bible says the Nefilim were guardians of the garden of eden, theres a passage in numbers that mentions people seeing giants which would mean they had survived the great flood.

the whole reptile thing is just misunderstood symbology, the sumerians depicted their gods with the heads of birds to symbolize the evolution of conciousness or higher thought, and with the heads of serpents when they were depicted as warriors, which is interesting because the bible first mentions the devil as a snake and shows the angels with wings like a bird. I'm sure you can find alot of this ---- online, its pretty interesting reading. stay away from the ufoevidence sites though, those people are full of science fiction.
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Actually alot of what he wrote sounds exactly like the earth cronicles series written by Zacaria Sitchin, who says that the Anunnaki were a genetically advanced race that lived on the 10th planet called Nibiru and it crashed into Tiamat which was another planet which was how the earth was formed.

oddly thought if you actually read the summarian version its alot different, the tablets your talking about are the twelve (originally thought to be eleven) tablets of clay found in a mesopatamian kings tomb, i forgot his name but it was a story called the epic of Gilgamesh which is supposed to be the oldest story ever told, seems like thats where alot of the material for the bible came from.

Anyway the sumerians said that the anunnaki were the judges or gatekeepers of hell and were there because they were banished from heaven for their misdeeds, I think the bible says the Nefilim were guardians of the garden of eden, theres a passage in numbers that mentions people seeing giants which would mean they had survived the great flood.

the whole reptile thing is just misunderstood symbology, the sumerians depicted their gods with the heads of birds to symbolize the evolution of conciousness or higher thought, and with the heads of serpents when they were depicted as warriors, which is interesting because the bible first mentions the devil as a snake and shows the angels with wings like a bird. I'm sure you can find alot of this ---- online, its pretty interesting reading. stay away from the ufoevidence sites though, those people are full of science fiction.
Zacharia Sitchin, yep i read all of his books. his work is quite marvelous but at the same time the work itself is based of writings that people of the time didn't understand. so words were best placed in a way they could of been understood. history is very Micky mouse at that. as there is no real 100% verifiable history that can truely get down neaty and greaddy how what or who has come about.

stichins was one of the first in my quest. and in reality was the defining moment in my transition out of religion.

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Yea but we aren't aliens, so how the hell do we know what they'd do?

Electric-Universe had better theories to the origins of a "god", too bad the rest is full of ----. Older religions, Anasazi, Aborigini, Panquatl all had similar accounts of a great sky serpent charging down from the heavens. There is stellar lightning bolts that jump through space, it's more likely that a large one hit earth and all these people saw a similar long rainbow colored lightning bolt, and this is where godlike religion was spurned.

There probably is still aliens picking our butts, but one thing about being a rational person is the need to have verifiable information.
yes i absolutely agree we are ourselves aren't aliens. we are made of this earth 100%. we are very much bound to it physically. it's just that our genes have been altered at the very infant state. but then again there is that whole worldwide government cover up.

one thing i like to mention about the whole UFO agenda is that fact that there are alot of aliens out there that want to help us out. but can't because it violates the prime directive. which is not to interfere unless asked to and also the fact that if a race is helped durring it's ignorant status. it never permanently evolves (in a spiritual sense). 10% of the planet has to ask for help in order for the intervention.

the problem is that there are alot of UFO out there with their own agenda. and frankly they don't give a living rats *** if this planet goes to ---- because of polution or its internal power struggle. the reincarnational structure has been tweeked 11,500 BC. after the great flood in the story of Noah.

the crop is being harvested is being pulled along with the weeds. the planet itself is moving into its shift. we call it global warming. but it's just one phase of the planet. although i must protest we the human race are making a small minor % to that.

im surprized but in truth we really are the only hope for an intelligent being this planet can possibly invent... all other evolving races will have a hard time going through the stone age to the bronze age. as most metals that are mined today are are more then 2500 feet below sea level. the planet oil reserve is almost already depleted. and pollution is so bad it'll take almost 300,000 years before the planet gets back to the state it was before the advent of the human race..

but from the gathering of information i found out that the planet openly wished to gamble at it.(the planet has a soul too). the rapid acceleration of technology is through abuse of energy is a by product. and the planet collectively planned accordingly. the problem is.. we the human race were fucked with.. along with 21 other ignorant status planets in this galaxy. it's a shame too out of all of them.. we have it the worst.. religion run rampant. fear is heavily present. the planet is wanting to evolve. but we are still stuck behind..

i wish to rant on and banter off what we should do and really matters. but in truth... there is only i ask people to do.. is to educate their own selves... life isn't about survival mode. as alot of us think when we try to make and pay for our mortgage, car payments. taking the kids to the soccer game on time. doing the same mudane things our parents used to do. we need to move beyond that know whats our priority... the ability to survive equally balanced with the planet..
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https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...?topic=88294.0

Seek professional help immediately.

And whatever you're smoking, put that ---- down.

You want to know what I believe in?

I believe you carried a sharpie into that bathroom and wrote that ****** ---- on the stall. That's what I believe, you fruitcake.
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