SHIPPING 102 (write up)
02-13-2004, 02:05 PM
#1
3.0 BAR
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 12,568
SHIPPING 102 (write up)
well heres my 6 steps to shippig suscess.
1SWEET TALK THE BUYER. make a shitty item sound mint in order to sink your hooks in..
2. REALIZE YOU LEFT THE PART IN ANOTHER STATE
3 2 WEEKS LATER, SCRAMBLE TO PACKAGE THE ITEM in this step you want to find the shittiest box possible to put the item in. rush pack it with old newspaper.
4. IT'S 5 OCLOCK YOU MISSED USPSnow put the item in the corner and go back to college 2 hrs away and send buyer a email saying "its on the way"
5. 2 WEEKS LATER YOU FINALLY SHIPafter many harassing pms and emails the item goes out. you assure the buyer one last time the item will be there in 3 days, but since you send it via sleddog for 99 cents, itll arrive in 2 - 6 weeks..
6.STOP ANSWERING EMAILS by now your a month in at least, and your fatigued. your nerves might start getting to you followed by slight remorse. you stay satisfied you made out good ont he deal cause the part was either damaged or defective and worth nothing.. now scour the want ads for someone else to sell too.
1SWEET TALK THE BUYER. make a shitty item sound mint in order to sink your hooks in..
2. REALIZE YOU LEFT THE PART IN ANOTHER STATE
3 2 WEEKS LATER, SCRAMBLE TO PACKAGE THE ITEM in this step you want to find the shittiest box possible to put the item in. rush pack it with old newspaper.
4. IT'S 5 OCLOCK YOU MISSED USPSnow put the item in the corner and go back to college 2 hrs away and send buyer a email saying "its on the way"
5. 2 WEEKS LATER YOU FINALLY SHIPafter many harassing pms and emails the item goes out. you assure the buyer one last time the item will be there in 3 days, but since you send it via sleddog for 99 cents, itll arrive in 2 - 6 weeks..
6.STOP ANSWERING EMAILS by now your a month in at least, and your fatigued. your nerves might start getting to you followed by slight remorse. you stay satisfied you made out good ont he deal cause the part was either damaged or defective and worth nothing.. now scour the want ads for someone else to sell too.
so did you ship out my parts yet, i still haven't got a tracking number.
02-13-2004, 06:53 PM
#9
1.5 BAR
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 675
Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
Originally Posted by hotrex
5. 2 WEEKS LATER YOU FINALLY SHIPafter many harassing pms and emails the item goes out. you assure the buyer one last time the item will be there in 3 days, but since you send it via sleddog for 99 cents, itll arrive in 2 - 6 weeks..
