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hotrex 02-13-2004 02:05 PM

SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 
well heres my 6 steps to shippig suscess.

1SWEET TALK THE BUYER. make a shitty item sound mint in order to sink your hooks in..

2. REALIZE YOU LEFT THE PART IN ANOTHER STATE

3 2 WEEKS LATER, SCRAMBLE TO PACKAGE THE ITEM in this step you want to find the shittiest box possible to put the item in. rush pack it with old newspaper.

4. IT'S 5 OCLOCK YOU MISSED USPSnow put the item in the corner and go back to college 2 hrs away and send buyer a email saying "its on the way"

5. 2 WEEKS LATER YOU FINALLY SHIPafter many harassing pms and emails the item goes out. you assure the buyer one last time the item will be there in 3 days, but since you send it via sleddog for 99 cents, itll arrive in 2 - 6 weeks..

6.STOP ANSWERING EMAILS by now your a month in at least, and your fatigued. your nerves might start getting to you followed by slight remorse. you stay satisfied you made out good ont he deal cause the part was either damaged or defective and worth nothing.. now scour the want ads for someone else to sell too.



projekteg 02-13-2004 02:19 PM

Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 
couldn't have said it better my self :D so did you ship out my parts yet, i still haven't got a tracking number.

imadouche 02-13-2004 02:35 PM

Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 
hahaha that was ------- hilarious

tranceminister 02-13-2004 04:43 PM

Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 
hey hotrex didn't I just buy a manifold from you?! ;)

88crxSi 02-13-2004 04:45 PM

Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 

Originally Posted by projekteg
couldn't have said it better my self :D so did you ship out my parts yet, i still haven't got a tracking number.

please refer to step 4. LMAO

jake2001z001 02-13-2004 04:57 PM

Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 
lol hotrex is the man to see if u plan on doing your turbo install in 8 months

hotrex 02-13-2004 06:14 PM

Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 
roughly that

R-MAK 02-13-2004 06:44 PM

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haha, i like it hotchecks !

racerex 02-13-2004 06:53 PM

Re:SHIPPING 102 (write up)
 

Originally Posted by hotrex

5. 2 WEEKS LATER YOU FINALLY SHIPafter many harassing pms and emails the item goes out. you assure the buyer one last time the item will be there in 3 days, but since you send it via sleddog for 99 cents, itll arrive in 2 - 6 weeks..



I followed that one the T when I shipped you that intercooler, remember Hotrex. Although instead of shipping by sled dog, I straped the box to the back of a mule, and kicked it in the ass.

hotrex 02-14-2004 12:19 PM

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ahah your right racerex


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