Post your funniest story here:
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Post your funniest story here:
Post em up, either stories you know, something that happened to you or a friend maybe, give us all some entertainment. 
Heres mine:
I dated this one girl for about two years. We were really really close and everything going really well. I found out that she had been cheating on me with one of her friends the guy was a good guy but we werent close at all. After finding out I didnt want to just break up with her, we had a lot of great sex so I didnt want to really lose it right away. I wanted to gradually tranfer over to a new girl first.
So she comes over and we are watching a movie and we start making out and stuff and things get a little heated. We make way to the bedroom and start going at it. After a while she turns around and I am pounding away like hell and I took it out and RAM it right in her azz. She jumps up and slaps me and asks me what the heck I was thinking.
I looked at her and said remember on our second date you said that you had a better chance of getting focked in the azz then to be ever cheat on someone so I figured I would equal things.
We dont talk anymore.
Heres mine:
I dated this one girl for about two years. We were really really close and everything going really well. I found out that she had been cheating on me with one of her friends the guy was a good guy but we werent close at all. After finding out I didnt want to just break up with her, we had a lot of great sex so I didnt want to really lose it right away. I wanted to gradually tranfer over to a new girl first.
So she comes over and we are watching a movie and we start making out and stuff and things get a little heated. We make way to the bedroom and start going at it. After a while she turns around and I am pounding away like hell and I took it out and RAM it right in her azz. She jumps up and slaps me and asks me what the heck I was thinking.
I looked at her and said remember on our second date you said that you had a better chance of getting focked in the azz then to be ever cheat on someone so I figured I would equal things.
We dont talk anymore.
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Re:Post your funniest story here:
I dated this girl a few years ago and it last about a year. But found out she was cheating on for a few months, but i didn't care and the sex wasn't all that. So I found away to ---- w/ her older sister. In a few hours i was ------- her sister and in the same day pick up my girl and fucked her in the back seat of my car.
Months later we broke up not b/c she found out but for some reason i forgot. In 2 years time she was living w/ the guy she cheated me on w/. She called me up to tell me things wasn't working w/ them. I came over at night when he went to work and i fucked her for ol time sake. They had a kid together, but that ---- aint got nothing to do w/ me. A week later i went over to hit it again, but i got tried of it so i stop calling her. The sex wasn't all that. Somethings never change.
Oh ya all ----- isn't the same.
Months later we broke up not b/c she found out but for some reason i forgot. In 2 years time she was living w/ the guy she cheated me on w/. She called me up to tell me things wasn't working w/ them. I came over at night when he went to work and i fucked her for ol time sake. They had a kid together, but that ---- aint got nothing to do w/ me. A week later i went over to hit it again, but i got tried of it so i stop calling her. The sex wasn't all that. Somethings never change.
Oh ya all ----- isn't the same.
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Re:Post your funniest story here:
I looked at her and said remember on our second date you said that you had a better chance of getting focked in the azz then to be ever cheat on someone so I figured I would equal things.
We dont talk anymore.
We dont talk anymore.
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Re:Post your funniest story here:
Originally Posted by accordepicenter
I looked at her and said remember on our second date you said that you had a better chance of getting focked in the azz then to be ever cheat on someone so I figured I would equal things.
We dont talk anymore.
We dont talk anymore.
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Re:Post your funniest story here:
Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Originally Posted by accordepicenter
I looked at her and said remember on our second date you said that you had a better chance of getting focked in the azz then to be ever cheat on someone so I figured I would equal things.
We dont talk anymore.
We dont talk anymore.
