kain

GAH who cares?

Spenser

kain, I"m sure you have a story or two when your mom caught you chokin the chicken

ShitBoxCivic

kain

yep it sure does. sometimes my friends tell me their sex stories and i get all pissed and i just say i dont wanna hear it.

yayopwrcrx

last night i had to drop my sister off at her apartment in brooklyn-so i made her drive there in her car and i would drive it back. We get there switch seats and she had to go run in to get something. I see this kid in a camry come up to this tiny *** spot. I'm across the street with the tinted windows up watching him. This kid sucks at parking he hit the car behind him a ---- load of times. Then his lady gets out and shes hot....she like walks in the middle of the road.
I roll the window down and this kid is still backing up into this car. So naturally i start laughing and i think his girl does too. This kid goes to me "Something funny?" I said yea your hitting the car behind you and it's funny..... then his girl goes over and says something to him and he starts going off like oh he thinks somethings funny yada yada like loud and ---- like a tough guy.
Me being a wise ***...i just kept saying Uh? Whats up? I can't hear you. And he shut up and stopped looking at me.
Oh man if it wasn't cold out i would of hit this kid in the head with the nukka be good stick.
Its really not funny but the fact that everyone likes to act tough - i get off on. I'm not a big kid at all, don't get me wrong-but i was a damn good wrestler in high school and if i put you on your back it's over...i'll just kick you in your head after that...
Whatever i guess you had to be there

idiot-stick

A couple months ago, there were two assclowns in a riced out Camry of all things. Guy kept zooming by me, then slowing down. In response, I applied 2% throttle to make it look like my car was slow. I asked him if he wanted to run and he beeped 3 times or whatever then got on it. I let him get about a car on me and pretended to struggle to catch up. Right when I got next to the passenger window I yelled 'OK GO' and floored it, putting several aircraft carrier lengths on him in a few seconds. Needless to say ~300whp 5spd puts quite a whoopin on an automatic camry. Then the idiot wants a 're-match' like he has a chance.

HondaCivcEX

Ok so has anyone ever heard of a V-Tec engine made by Chrysler? I am from Indiana, and we sure as hell have some big rednecks trying to make Chyrsler products fast. Yes the SRT-4 is a pretty quick ride, but a Dodge Stratus? Yes there is a moron driving through Ball State campus in Muncie that drives the one and only V-tec Dodge!! Its an automatic and not even the R/Tversion. He also has it kitted, with 15" wheels, stock hieght, a big *** wing, and hood scoops! I saw that you guys were making fun of the lighted exhaust tips, well he has one of those in purple along with a light up liscense plate frame. This tool now has a big firball on each side of his car that says Startus. If I could get pictures of it I will and I will post them so you can see how gay this thing looks.
That is my funny story, I usually dotn make fun of people but when you are this retarded and run V-Tec stickers on a none Honda I think it is pretty funny.

nummbr7

I went snowboarding last weekend at jay peak in vermont ,I had just got my gear on and was walking through the parking lot when I saw this old honda accord with 5 asian guys in it, I couldn't tell if they were trying to pull in the parking spot or leave
anyway he pulled in and bumped the car in front of him then pulled back out and hit the car to his right (at this point I'm laughing my *** off so are the other 10-12 people that have gathered)then to my amazement pulls straight back into a van that was parked side ways behind him and and he kept trying to back up even though he was up against the van and somone was yelling at him to stop,he just kept spinning his tires, they must have been on angel dust or some kind of new asian imported super crack

Xgenturbo

A long time ago (like 2 years) I was dating this one girl, we were having sex and she farted, so months and months after we broke up cuz the bitch cheated on me, I saw her in her big group of friends and decided that payback was going to be a bitch, I purposly got in to a dispute with her about me being there and then i'm like "you know what, the sex was bad anyway, oh and remember the time I was ------- you and you farted on me? that was disgusting" and then I left and all I could hear behind me was scilence from her and giggles from all her friends.

R-MAK

point form

-went to party
-got crunk
-found some chick
-went to the wash room for her to polish my charge pipe
-blew my nut in her eye
-she cried for a towl
-i said ---- that noise, than ran out of the house leaving her with cream o travis in her eye
-never talked to her again