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so i got home early from work,its 98 degrees outside and im sweetie as hell ball sack sticking to the side of my leg, so i go inside and throw on some shorts and walk out to the back porch with my dogs..so i jump into the pool swimming around and 15 min go by and i start to notice all the dogs sniffing one corner of the pool deck, so i swim over their to see what they are doing..i didn't see nothing on the deck(thought it was maybe a lizard or skink(sp)) so i start to jump back in the pool and i hear a grrrrrrrrrr coming from under neath the deck...

so i was like wtf was that i start throwing water and banging the top of the deck to try to hear what it is..im the outdoor type and i know what kind of animals that are in my area. you cant see under the deck or from the side..its about 7" of clearness from the wood to the ground. i go inside and grab my 9mm, hammer, and nail puller. i put all the dogs inside b/c i didnt want what was underneath the deck to start running away or start to charge and all my dogs would try to kill it..so i grab the nail puller and to start taking out all the nails, this thing is still growling like a mofo. i get done with all the nails i put the nail puller down and grap the 9mm. i pick up on the board and i start to lift it up when it charge at me i drop the board with a quickness and start dumping shells though the deck...i dint hear it no more so i left up the board amd saw a big ass Attachment 25621

so i grab the dead oppposum and chunk it over the fence and into the woods....
i feel kind of bad for shooting it but im not letting my dogs expletive with it so it can bite them and possibility have rabies...so i though i might share this with yall...

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Eh, you did what you had to. I don't like killing animals either but in that situation its for the better.

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Looks delicious.

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Good story

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Good kill. I hate varmints. I killed this one for lookin at me funny. I'm the only one round here lookin funny >:(
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Possums are one of the only animals that can't get rabies ;)

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Holy ------- hillbilly.

You know that killing helpless animals for the pure reason of enjoyment is a forewarning of a possible serial killer in the works right? And if not, you're still sick in the head.

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He didn't do it for enjoyment fool, he did it cuz it was lookin at him funny >:D

Squirrels don't have souls anyway.

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I thought you didn't believe in the soul? ;) Lets not get into that. lol.. I need to start shooting something up. All our corn was knocked over and half of it was eaten, and some of our other veggies have been eaten as well. Is it legal to kill deer out of season if they're eating your food?

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lol didnt know that

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I believe in Seoul

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Yup, completely legal to do what you want on private property. Or at least if they are being a nuisance

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oh bullshit ::)

ive been killing animals for fun since i was a kid, and im pretty much the farthest thing from a serial killer there is

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Agreed!

Hell, I just shot my neighboors cat this morning. I've been trying to find it forever. It keep sitting on my hood at night and gets it's muddy paw prints everywhere, and on top of that it does it's hairball ---- all over the hood. It also pissed all down the window and the piss managed to find its way into my air vents so my ---- smelt like car piss for a while.

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Ryan, note the last part

* And if not, you're still sick in the head.

;)

and Jo, you're not doing it out of amusement. The things using your car as its own personal litter box, I'd say you were in the right.

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I believe only if you are a farmer relying on that produce for a living, that lets you apply for farmers tags so you can harvest out of season

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Guilty as charged.
Actually squirrels get into the attic and tear the ---- out of your insulation. I live in Alaska, so it's kind of critical to keep the squirrels from destroying your home.

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Yup you're right. If they happened to nibble here and there and you shot the deer out of season, all hell would rain down on you (expensive fines) if the wildlife commission were to find out.

Yumm venison !

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Lol, judging by the background of your pic, you need to worry about that ---- falling in on itself more than the squirrels

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Haha ya my dads place has 2 trailers and a house on it. They're just storage sheds now, but I was born in one of them. Where's the redneck hill billy smiley? This-> :1

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I have a possum living somewhere close to me that has to be slightly retarded. My dogs have caught the him like 5 times in the last few months. The dogs don't kill it, just kinda play with it. After it plays dead fro a bit they leave it alone for a while and the possum will get up and start walking away and then the dogs will head off full steam and hit it like they are play football. Pretty darn funny. But eventually I have to go out and toss it out of there reach. Kinda freaky picking up a big ass possum with a shovel, it still lays there like it is dead...but you can watch it's eye follow you. I normally just toss it outside the dog invisible fence to torment them a little bit :)

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:y ;D
haha thats awesome!

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damn, caught me :P

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http://i19.tinypic.com/6311sba.jpg
Hill billy in action

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OMG does someone really live in that pile of run down ---- in the background? :-X I've heard stories about people living in ---- like that, but I never thought it was true. :l
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That dude looks like Frankie Muniz on crack.

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roffle thats great!

But seriously WTF....

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God damn it, sorry I accidentally edited your post when I was trying to reply. :-[

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That's ok boost, I was just complimenting his MS paint skill and wondering what it said on the shaft.

Also admitting to being high when that picture was taken.

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Post a picture of the "nice" trailer. :l
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High and retarded are two different things. What are you storing in it bodies? :l

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armies of stuffed sqirrels

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lol, I'll snap some pics of the other one, but it's worse. The house is also a dump, glad I don't live there anymore.
Why would I waste a good body by storing it? You gotta use 'em before they start to smell.

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does this apply for the squirrels too? :-X i guess you turned that squirrel into a cock hat.

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Well what do you think poked that hole in his side?

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we used to drive around at night with baseball bats in the back of a truck and opossum bash

lots of fun

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These old black guys I work with talk about when they were growing up they used to eat possum with potatoes and ---- :l I used to sit in the back yard with my .22 rifle and shoot bucketfulls of squirrels, though. Fry em up and it's good eatin'...Kinda tough, but other than that, tastes like chicken...

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Nice Gut-shot, dead-eye.

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Yeah my CDM pellet gun isnt exactly accurate.

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That was from a pellet gun? WTF kind of pellet gun clears a squirrel? See that bad boy in my avatar, That's gonna be mine one day soon.

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What cal?

My favorite varmit gun is my dad's remmington 700 22-250. Has a 26" .950" barrel. Pinpoint accurate with my dad's custom hand loaded rounds.