Pool Encounters of third kind..
07-20-2007, 03:27 PM
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Pool Encounters of third kind..
so i got home early from work,its 98 degrees outside and im sweetie as hell ball sack sticking to the side of my leg, so i go inside and throw on some shorts and walk out to the back porch with my dogs..so i jump into the pool swimming around and 15 min go by and i start to notice all the dogs sniffing one corner of the pool deck, so i swim over their to see what they are doing..i didn't see nothing on the deck(thought it was maybe a lizard or skink(sp)) so i start to jump back in the pool and i hear a grrrrrrrrrr coming from under neath the deck...
so i was like wtf was that i start throwing water and banging the top of the deck to try to hear what it is..im the outdoor type and i know what kind of animals that are in my area. you cant see under the deck or from the side..its about 7" of clearness from the wood to the ground. i go inside and grab my 9mm, hammer, and nail puller. i put all the dogs inside b/c i didnt want what was underneath the deck to start running away or start to charge and all my dogs would try to kill it..so i grab the nail puller and to start taking out all the nails, this thing is still growling like a ****. i get done with all the nails i put the nail puller down and grap the 9mm. i pick up on the board and i start to lift it up when it charge at me i drop the board with a quickness and start dumping shells though the deck...i dint hear it no more so i left up the board amd saw a big ***
so i grab the dead oppposum and chunk it over the fence and into the woods....
i feel kind of bad for shooting it but im not letting my dogs expletive with it so it can bite them and possibility have rabies...so i though i might share this with yall...
so i was like wtf was that i start throwing water and banging the top of the deck to try to hear what it is..im the outdoor type and i know what kind of animals that are in my area. you cant see under the deck or from the side..its about 7" of clearness from the wood to the ground. i go inside and grab my 9mm, hammer, and nail puller. i put all the dogs inside b/c i didnt want what was underneath the deck to start running away or start to charge and all my dogs would try to kill it..so i grab the nail puller and to start taking out all the nails, this thing is still growling like a ****. i get done with all the nails i put the nail puller down and grap the 9mm. i pick up on the board and i start to lift it up when it charge at me i drop the board with a quickness and start dumping shells though the deck...i dint hear it no more so i left up the board amd saw a big ***
so i grab the dead oppposum and chunk it over the fence and into the woods....
i feel kind of bad for shooting it but im not letting my dogs expletive with it so it can bite them and possibility have rabies...so i though i might share this with yall...
07-20-2007, 03:48 PM
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Re: Pool Encounters of third kind..
Holy ------- hillbilly.
You know that killing helpless animals for the pure reason of enjoyment is a forewarning of a possible serial killer in the works right? And if not, you're still sick in the head.
07-20-2007, 03:51 PM
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Re: Pool Encounters of third kind..
I thought you didn't believe in the soul? 
Lets not get into that. lol.. I need to start shooting something up. All our corn was knocked over and half of it was eaten, and some of our other veggies have been eaten as well. Is it legal to kill deer out of season if they're eating your food?
Lets not get into that. lol.. I need to start shooting something up. All our corn was knocked over and half of it was eaten, and some of our other veggies have been eaten as well. Is it legal to kill deer out of season if they're eating your food?
