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d16forlife 01-22-2006 10:38 PM

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where the hell do I find a virgin?

Dr.Boost 01-22-2006 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by d16forlife
where the hell do I find a virgin?

I found one. :6 Very rare......
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spoon fed 01-22-2006 11:47 PM

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i want to see pics of the hyman...i dont' believe you

dragon 01-22-2006 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rawr
cincinnati bowtie
When you reverse titty----- a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie

Cincinnati Chunk Fest
When a girl vomits in a guys ass and he shits it back out onto her in a fountain-like manner.

Cincinnati Disaster
When one reaches orgasm and proceeds to vomit all over the place at the same time.

Columbus Coffee Shot
The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and swallowing it.

Toledo Depth Charge
A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner

.Dayton Dumper
A sex act similar to the "Cleveland Steamer" involving one party defacating on the other. Unlike the Cleveland Steamer, however, one uses no saran wrap to create any kind of steam effect. Rather, one simply "dumps" on their partner.
The Dayton Dumper is named after another notable Ohio city, Dayton, on the other corner of the state"I'm telling you, she was filthy. She asked for the Dayton Dumper straight up."

Akron Steamer
Derived from a Cleveland Steamer, an Akron Steamer is where you take a ---- on a woman's foot and she flings it with all of her might onto the ceiling.After I gave her an Akron Steamer, I had to repaint my entire foyer.

Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.


represent ohio..


hell yeah O0

Perfek360 01-23-2006 02:51 AM

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my favorite one is called the snow plow.....its were you are bangin a chick doggy style and then you reach down and pull hear arms out from under her so her face hits the ground and then proceed to pound it hard so her face rubs on the carpet

other then that this one is the funiest.....The Dirty Jew - A modified Donkey Punch, after punching her in the back of the head, steal her money and run out the door.

ososlohatch 01-23-2006 03:02 AM

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strawberry short cake : bloiw a load on the bitches uper lip bunch in the nose (hard enough to make it bleed) that way when she like the cum off her lip it taste like a strawberry short cake ... lol

Tha-slow-hoe 01-23-2006 03:58 AM

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the Redneck rodeo...
while ------- a girl doggie style right before u come lean over and grab her tits then tell her that her sister/mom's felt better, hold on tight and try to hold on for 8 sec.s

J-SMITH69 01-23-2006 04:13 AM

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sick

Slo_crx1 01-23-2006 06:36 AM

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Nice ;D
The Rusty Fish Hook: Where you stick your finger in her ass while you're hittin it from behind, then reach around and hook that same finger into her mouth and pull ;D



You guys are sick lol

fourthgenhatch 01-23-2006 10:24 AM

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damn some/most of that ---- was pretty nasty, the stuff involving shitting on or flinging ---- to the ceiling. but it was still humorous, in a gross way



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