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Access Denied Error - When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).

Afterburner - Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you ***, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.

Alaskan Firedragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a *******, splooge in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth immediately after. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" and wait for the man juice to fly out of her nose.

Flooding The Cave - Inserting the ***** into a woman's ***** and then urinating inside her.

Fortune Cookie - Get an asian chick, bang her with a condom on, when finished, pull out but leave condom in.

Hot Air Balloon - Farting directly into a chick's mouth

Jawbreaker - A ******* involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as Crossed Swords.

Morning Glory - This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner's *** and relieve yourself inside her.

Puerto Rican Fog Bank - While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.

Redman's Revenge - When a chick give you an indian sunburn on your ****.

Screaming Seagull - While doing her on the beach, pull out, dip the tip of your **** in the sand, and then go right back at it. She'll scream like a Pelican.

Shanghai Stirfry - When a girl gives you a *******, pukes all over your **** and keeps going.

Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.

The Andretti - When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky maneuver, so it's best if done with a toothless **** and a open road.

The Dirty Jew - A modified Donkey Punch, after punching her in the back of the head, steal her money and run out the door.

The Divot - Put your hand down the pants of some girl with a huge fur pile, grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last hair out. A real Golphers favorite.

The Missouri Compromise - When a girl will only let guys **** her in the *** because she is still a "virgin".

The One Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".

The Pepsi Challenge - Stick one finger in a girls ***** and another one in her ***, then stick either one in her mouth and see if she can guess which hole it was in.

The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on ***** on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Wounded Pigeon (Strictly for skanks) - After being extremely aggrivated by some bitch, break her arm and make her give you a handjob.

Three Mile Island - When a guy is having sex doggy style, his partner farts and it smells so bad that he has to evacuate.

Whistling Dixie - After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her ***.

ichbinsobose

The Wounded Pigeon (Strictly for skanks) - After being extremely aggrivated by some bitch, break her arm and make her give you a handjob.

....WOOOOOORD.

RedCavz

My favorites

The Missouri Compromise - When a girl will only let guys **** her in the *** because she is still a "virgin".

Whistling Dixie - After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her ***


ahahahhaha the "missouri compromise"

boosted_hatch_216

yeah i liked the missouri compromise

Dr.Boost

I'm making a prediction you're going to get slapped for that one. :P Lauren reads these forums. :P

Hi Lauren. :P
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BLUEHATCH

Who the ---- is Lauren...

alpalwal

I haven't lauged that hard in a while.... I'm a wonded pidgeon fan.

d16u7nh

MY Favorite : THE TONY DANZA. ---- a chick when your done slap her in the face and tell her Who's The Boss.

The Effiel Tower: Two guys ------ a chick one from behind and the other gettin head from her and they slap high fives.

jinxy

cincinnati bowtie
When you reverse titty----- a girl. So your ***** and **** are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie

Cincinnati Chunk Fest
When a girl vomits in a guys *** and he ***** it back out onto her in a fountain-like manner.

Cincinnati Disaster
When one reaches orgasm and proceeds to vomit all over the place at the same time.

Columbus Coffee Shot
The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and swallowing it.

Toledo Depth Charge
A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner

.Dayton Dumper
A sex act similar to the "Cleveland Steamer" involving one party defacating on the other. Unlike the Cleveland Steamer, however, one uses no saran wrap to create any kind of steam effect. Rather, one simply "dumps" on their partner.
The Dayton Dumper is named after another notable Ohio city, Dayton, on the other corner of the state"I'm telling you, she was filthy. She asked for the Dayton Dumper straight up."

Akron Steamer
Derived from a Cleveland Steamer, an Akron Steamer is where you take a ---- on a woman's foot and she flings it with all of her might onto the ceiling.After I gave her an Akron Steamer, I had to repaint my entire foyer.

Cleveland Steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.


represent ohio..

Dr.Boost

His girlfriend/wife/landlord/owner. :P
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