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NEW TERMS FOR SEX POSITIONS !!!

Access Denied Error - When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).

Afterburner - Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.

Alaskan Firedragon - Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, splooge in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth immediately after. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" and wait for the man juice to fly out of her nose.

Flooding The Cave - Inserting the penis into a woman's ***** and then urinating inside her.

Fortune Cookie - Get an asian chick, bang her with a condom on, when finished, pull out but leave condom in.

Hot Air Balloon - Farting directly into a chick's mouth

Jawbreaker - A blowjob involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as Crossed Swords.

Morning Glory - This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner's ass and relieve yourself inside her.

Puerto Rican Fog Bank - While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.

Redman's Revenge - When a chick give you an indian sunburn on your ****.

Screaming Seagull - While doing her on the beach, pull out, dip the tip of your **** in the sand, and then go right back at it. She'll scream like a Pelican.

Shanghai Stirfry - When a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your **** and keeps going.

Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.

The Andretti - When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky maneuver, so it's best if done with a toothless **** and a open road.

The Dirty Jew - A modified Donkey Punch, after punching her in the back of the head, steal her money and run out the door.

The Divot - Put your hand down the pants of some girl with a huge fur pile, grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last hair out. A real Golphers favorite.

The Missouri Compromise - When a girl will only let guys **** her in the ass because she is still a "virgin".

The One Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".

The Pepsi Challenge - Stick one finger in a girls ***** and another one in her ass, then stick either one in her mouth and see if she can guess which hole it was in.

The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Wounded Pigeon (Strictly for skanks) - After being extremely aggrivated by some bitch, break her arm and make her give you a handjob.

Three Mile Island - When a guy is having sex doggy style, his partner farts and it smells so bad that he has to evacuate.

Whistling Dixie - After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her ass.