NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

just thought id share my exciting new job with you guys, im now a FLAVORED CONDOM TESTER FOR DUREX!!! thats right i get to try them all....are u jealous?

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

What do you put condoms on test subjects, like your friends, then suck them off with a rubber and write down your thoughts? ;)

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

are you ------- serious??? are you a dude? why would you wanna lick on condoms all day, something your not telling us???

BTW i got a new job the other day. I deliver pizza's for Domino's. its actually pretty good money as long as you get decent tips. i've been averaging about $15-17/hr

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

Well a job is a job and so long as you make enough to do a homemade setup on your car I guess its alright.

As if highjacking my thread with your new occupation wasnt enough ;)

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

actually, you put the condoms on this wooden rod then you have to suck it... but hell for 22.50 an hr

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

---- that, i would feel like a fag sucking on anything that is representing a dick, basically, you're sucking a dildo. i get paid 18 dollars an hour with benefits 20 paid days a year, plus 10 paid holidays. and all i do is talk on HMT and draw some ---- every now and then. but hey, at least i'm not sucking a dildo :P

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

get slivers ? ;D

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

Why would you admit to sucking on a wooden cock? Just say you got a new job at condom company ------- girls or at least make something up that sounds cool.

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

i bet he has his eyes closed and gets all into it licking it and saying "mmmmmmmmm, ohhhhhh, yea" while he wipes his lips :P

Re:NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
 

Hey me too, almost the same except for only 10 personal days and 10 holidays, but who the ---- cares, I draw my ---- in the morning and I'm here all afternoon.
Where do you work projekteg? is it some type of drafting position?