NEW JOB FOR ME!!!
just thought id share my exciting new job with you guys, im now a FLAVORED CONDOM TESTER FOR DUREX!!! thats right i get to try them all....are u jealous?
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What do you put condoms on test subjects, like your friends, then suck them off with a rubber and write down your thoughts? ;)
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are you ------- serious??? are you a dude? why would you wanna lick on condoms all day, something your not telling us???
BTW i got a new job the other day. I deliver pizza's for Domino's. its actually pretty good money as long as you get decent tips. i've been averaging about $15-17/hr |
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Well a job is a job and so long as you make enough to do a homemade setup on your car I guess its alright.
As if highjacking my thread with your new occupation wasnt enough ;) |
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actually, you put the condoms on this wooden rod then you have to suck it... but hell for 22.50 an hr
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---- that, i would feel like a fag sucking on anything that is representing a dick, basically, you're sucking a dildo. i get paid 18 dollars an hour with benefits 20 paid days a year, plus 10 paid holidays. and all i do is talk on HMT and draw some ---- every now and then. but hey, at least i'm not sucking a dildo :P
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get slivers ? ;D
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Why would you admit to sucking on a wooden cock? Just say you got a new job at condom company ------- girls or at least make something up that sounds cool.
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i bet he has his eyes closed and gets all into it licking it and saying "mmmmmmmmm, ohhhhhh, yea" while he wipes his lips :P
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Originally Posted by projekteg
---- that, i would feel like a fag sucking on anything that is representing a dick, basically, you're sucking a dildo. i get paid 18 dollars an hour with benefits 20 paid days a year, plus 10 paid holidays. and all i do is talk on HMT and draw some ---- every now and then. but hey, at least i'm not sucking a dildo :P
Where do you work projekteg? is it some type of drafting position? |
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I'd suck a wooden stick for 22.50 an hour ::)
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Originally Posted by davcivic
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Where do you work projekteg? is it some type of drafting position? |
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"actually, you put the condoms on this wooden rod then you have to suck it... but hell for 22.50 an hr" hahahahahahahaha
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i was just ------- with you guys, im really a part time mechanic, but i wonder if there are actually jobs like this.....haha and the wooden dowel...i mad that up too
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Originally Posted by hotrex
i was just ------- with you guys, im really a part time mechanic, but i wonder if there are actually jobs like this.....haha and the wooden dowel...i mad that up too
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You dont have to lie to be cool! :) its ok well still think of you as the same guy.
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Originally Posted by AbaZ
I'd suck a wooden stick for 22.50 an hour ::)
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---- you could ---- me in the ass nwith it for free :-*
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Hotrex, I think you crossed the line with that one. ;)
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Hotrex, I think you crossed the line with that one. ;)
Jeff, I've got $30 an hour for you as long as I can video tape it. :P Some of the condoms might be used, so watch out. :-X ;D __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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i knew thi spost ouild go nuts
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hahaha you said nuts
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