hotrex

just thought id share my exciting new job with you guys, im now a FLAVORED CONDOM TESTER FOR DUREX!!! thats right i get to try them all....are u jealous?

HMT-Admin

What do you put condoms on test subjects, like your friends, then suck them off with a rubber and write down your thoughts?

red_si

are you ------- serious are you a dude? why would you wanna lick on condoms all day, something your not telling us

BTW i got a new job the other day. I deliver pizza's for Domino's. its actually pretty good money as long as you get decent tips. i've been averaging about $15-17/hr

airtonics

Well a job is a job and so long as you make enough to do a homemade setup on your car I guess its alright.

As if highjacking my thread with your new occupation wasnt enough

hotrex

actually, you put the condoms on this wooden rod then you have to suck it... but hell for 22.50 an hr

projekteg

---- that, i would feel like a *** sucking on anything that is representing a dick, basically, you're sucking a *****. i get paid 18 dollars an hour with benefits 20 paid days a year, plus 10 paid holidays. and all i do is talk on HMT and draw some ---- every now and then. but hey, at least i'm not sucking a ***** :P

cleatus

get slivers ?

beerbongskickass

Why would you admit to sucking on a wooden ****? Just say you got a new job at condom company ------- girls or at least make something up that sounds cool.

projekteg

i bet he has his eyes closed and gets all into it licking it and saying "mmmmmmmmm, ohhhhhh, yea" while he wipes his lips :P

davcivic

Hey me too, almost the same except for only 10 personal days and 10 holidays, but who the ---- cares, I draw my ---- in the morning and I'm here all afternoon.
Where do you work projekteg? is it some type of drafting position?