New to HMT
06-08-2008, 09:54 PM
#32
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: MTL
Posts: 0
Re: New to HMT
Originally Posted by Blindsey
Been lurking on here for a few years. Never really had the need to post anything but i decided i might as well now.
I'm 24, I live in SLC, Utah and I am a moron.
I like cars, I like driving fast, I like beer, I like heavy metal, that sums it up.
My current ride is a 91 Eagle Talon Tsi Auto.
Mods are as follows
SBR G50
Evo GT manifold
Fmic
2.5 piping
Stainless O2 dump
Push button shifter
IPT shift kit
HKS BOV
Aeromotive A1000 FPR
FIC 1150s
Keydiver Chip(soon)
3.5 Gm maf
Maft 2.02
Solid Motor mounts(Made by me)
I think that is it for now. I will post up some pics later.
I'm 24, I live in SLC, Utah and I am a moron.
I like cars, I like driving fast, I like beer, I like heavy metal, that sums it up.
My current ride is a 91 Eagle Talon Tsi Auto.
Mods are as follows
SBR G50
Evo GT manifold
Fmic
2.5 piping
Stainless O2 dump
Push button shifter
IPT shift kit
HKS BOV
Aeromotive A1000 FPR
FIC 1150s
Keydiver Chip(soon)
3.5 Gm maf
Maft 2.02
Solid Motor mounts(Made by me)
I think that is it for now. I will post up some pics later.
06-08-2008, 10:50 PM
#33
0.0 BAR
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 21
Re: New to HMT
Hmmmmmm looks like i will need to dumb down for you dirty nig nog **** suckers. Non the less sup. Oh and there is no chance in hell you will see my wifes sweet *******, so go fap to your Anime **** and suck a horse dick.
06-08-2008, 11:10 PM
#34
1.0 BAR
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 265
Re: New to HMT
Originally Posted by Blindsey
Hmmmmmm looks like i will need to dumb down for you dirty nig nog **** suckers. Non the less sup. Oh and there is no chance in hell you will see my wifes sweet *******, so go fap to your Anime **** and suck a horse dick.
06-08-2008, 11:11 PM
#35
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 0
Re: New to HMT
some forums require admin activation of an account. some require a waiting period, and some even limit posts per day for a week or two.
hmt requires you post your gfs/moms/sisters, or any combo of those three's, ****.
hmt requires you post your gfs/moms/sisters, or any combo of those three's, ****.
06-08-2008, 11:48 PM
#37
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,618
Re: New to HMT
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
You only have one shot at impressing anyone here, don't ---- it up. Follow these instructions carefully:
1) Make an intro aka n00b post. It should consist of:
- Basic info about yourself. If this info exceeds 20 words, start over. You are not that interesting. If you disagree you'd best have ****, -----, and a webcam to convince us.
- Pictures of your car. Include a little information about your ride. Do not tell us about stereos, tuenar rimz, aftermarket plug wires or MSD ignition systems that don't do anything, bodykits, or how you painted the car a neon color so you could get assrammed by gay men. Under no circumstances use the term "JDM." None of these things matter, to us or anyone who has a fast car.
- Post ****. **** should comprise at least 50% of your n00b post. If you think you have failled in any of the above criteria, or you understand exactly how worthless you are to the average HMTer, then you can save your skin by posting more ****.
- Fresh **** content is a must. We have all seen Raven Reilly. **** you have made yourself is guaranteed to be fresh. Drag home strange girls every week and make them get freaky for the camera. Getting random women to pose naked or in underwear with "HMT" written on them in Magic Marker is a sure fire way to let people know you're serious about turbochargers. Is your mom a MILF, or your sister hot?
- In fact, don't ever stop posting ****. Start a "{your name here}'s **** Thread" thread in the ****/Fab forum and update it every so often.
2) Use the search function before you ask any questions. Caveats and rules of thumb for making threads:
- If you've searched, and have the slightest suspicion that your question is less than worthy, posting **** along with the question can save you.
- Make sure you title the post "NSFW" when you post ****. Pissing off an admin who's surfing HMT at work is a good way to undo any good will you've done by posting the ****.
3) Some people are going to be rude to you for your first year, and/or first few hundred posts. This is normal. Advice on how to deal with this:
- Do not lose your temper; while it is acceptable to be rude back, no one wants to listen to emo whiny-whiny bullshit.
- You are encouraged to not be rude back unless you can do a very good job with it.
- We like to see major ownage; e-stalking of myspace or photobucket accounts leaning to derogatory photoshopping/mspainting of HMTers or their loved ones, and for god's sake keep it fresh - no one wants to hear a plain jane "---- you!," you are performing for an audience so you better have some damn good lines.
4) After your first year and/or first few hundred posts, you find that a large number of people are still rude to you. You find that this does not bother you in the slightest, and in fact you like it a lot.
Welcome home, brother!
1) Make an intro aka n00b post. It should consist of:
- Basic info about yourself. If this info exceeds 20 words, start over. You are not that interesting. If you disagree you'd best have ****, -----, and a webcam to convince us.
- Pictures of your car. Include a little information about your ride. Do not tell us about stereos, tuenar rimz, aftermarket plug wires or MSD ignition systems that don't do anything, bodykits, or how you painted the car a neon color so you could get assrammed by gay men. Under no circumstances use the term "JDM." None of these things matter, to us or anyone who has a fast car.
- Post ****. **** should comprise at least 50% of your n00b post. If you think you have failled in any of the above criteria, or you understand exactly how worthless you are to the average HMTer, then you can save your skin by posting more ****.
- Fresh **** content is a must. We have all seen Raven Reilly. **** you have made yourself is guaranteed to be fresh. Drag home strange girls every week and make them get freaky for the camera. Getting random women to pose naked or in underwear with "HMT" written on them in Magic Marker is a sure fire way to let people know you're serious about turbochargers. Is your mom a MILF, or your sister hot?
- In fact, don't ever stop posting ****. Start a "{your name here}'s **** Thread" thread in the ****/Fab forum and update it every so often.
2) Use the search function before you ask any questions. Caveats and rules of thumb for making threads:
- If you've searched, and have the slightest suspicion that your question is less than worthy, posting **** along with the question can save you.
- Make sure you title the post "NSFW" when you post ****. Pissing off an admin who's surfing HMT at work is a good way to undo any good will you've done by posting the ****.
3) Some people are going to be rude to you for your first year, and/or first few hundred posts. This is normal. Advice on how to deal with this:
- Do not lose your temper; while it is acceptable to be rude back, no one wants to listen to emo whiny-whiny bullshit.
- You are encouraged to not be rude back unless you can do a very good job with it.
- We like to see major ownage; e-stalking of myspace or photobucket accounts leaning to derogatory photoshopping/mspainting of HMTers or their loved ones, and for god's sake keep it fresh - no one wants to hear a plain jane "---- you!," you are performing for an audience so you better have some damn good lines.
4) After your first year and/or first few hundred posts, you find that a large number of people are still rude to you. You find that this does not bother you in the slightest, and in fact you like it a lot.
Welcome home, brother!
06-09-2008, 04:17 PM
#38
1.0 BAR
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 508
Re: New to HMT
Originally Posted by Blindsey
Been lurking on here for a few years. Never really had the need to post anything but i decided i might as well now.
I'm 24, I live in SLC, Utah and no I am not mormon.
I like cars, I like driving fast, I like beer, I like heavy metal, that sums it up.
My current ride is a 91 Eagle Talon Tsi Auto.
Mods are as follows
SBR G50
Evo GT manifold
Fmic
2.5 piping
Stainless O2 dump
Push button shifter
IPT shift kit
HKS BOV
Aeromotive A1000 FPR
FIC 1150s
Keydiver Chip(soon)
3.5 Gm maf
Maft 2.02
Solid Motor mounts(Made by me)
I think that is it for now. I will post up some pics later.
I'm 24, I live in SLC, Utah and no I am not mormon.
I like cars, I like driving fast, I like beer, I like heavy metal, that sums it up.
My current ride is a 91 Eagle Talon Tsi Auto.
Mods are as follows
SBR G50
Evo GT manifold
Fmic
2.5 piping
Stainless O2 dump
Push button shifter
IPT shift kit
HKS BOV
Aeromotive A1000 FPR
FIC 1150s
Keydiver Chip(soon)
3.5 Gm maf
Maft 2.02
Solid Motor mounts(Made by me)
I think that is it for now. I will post up some pics later.
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