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Ive been wanting to but i need to find somewhere else to go first because if you dont request somewhere you know is open the school will never process your request. which pretty much sucks becuase i need to get out of the damn room man i cant handle ------- gay people.

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So because a guy wants to live in a clean house and have clean dishes and not stink like ass, that makes him gay? I'm in no way, shape, or form gay, but I like to have a clean house. It's embarassing when girls come over and the kitchen counter is covered in pizza crust and crumbs and the carpet looks like someone pissed all over and then rubbed it in with a greasy boot. When you walk into my house you see an empty living room with a stain filled carpet and ---- all over the counter tops. You walk into my room and it's clean and it smells good. No old ass expired moldy food, no dirty dishes, no stains on the carpet, no bong water smell, no piss on the toilet seat. Sorry if being a clean person means I suck cock. ::)
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My room mate is a messy ---- too. I shared a one room dorm with him last semester. He'd keep his ---- all over the place. Especially around his bed because he was too lazy to clean up. I could tell when his mom would visit because his pile of crap would be somewhat gone. One thing I couldn't handle, that made me snap was that he would put his feet (with his shoes on) up on my bed. I would always wonder why my bed was always messy even though I made it every day, and cleaned my feet off before I got on it. So one day I walk in and see him, and I snapped, I was screaming so loud they sent the security guard up. The only reason I didn't kick his ass was because I've known him since kindergarden. Then our sweetmate left his nasty refrigerator in my room, so I wrote all over it, then at the end of the year when I had to clean everything out of the room I unplugged it, and sat it infront of his door. The ---- that was already rotting in there started to get even worse. Because my room mate got the mail box key (the other one was lost by the RA), he promised to get all the mail. But because he's a lazy ---- we missed the deadline give notice that we were coming back. So his mom got an apartment and said she'd do what she could to save the other room for me. So I'm living with him again. At least now the mess is semi contained in his room. But still he does ---- like leave MY food open so it spoils, if eating it isn't bad enough. And never washed my dishes after he uses them. And when I make something to eat, if there's extra he'll help himself like I'm expected to cook for the ass. And he wears his shoes all over the place even in my room. So I throw his ---- away, break it. I stepped on his new $70 pair of glasses and threw it under some crap so he couldn't find them. I make him take out all the trash. I always helpmyself to his computer (I'm on it now). During christmas we both went home for a few weeks, and I took out all the trash, except for some food thing he left, after I took off. So I come back about two weeks later, and the place is full of flies. So my brother and I chased them all into his room and used his magazines to smash them all over his walls. Then we filled his computer with porn until it couldn't hardly run a program. If you want to make something stink, one thing that works wonders is milk, that ---- gets rank. And if its really bad, get him drunk, then when he goes to bed sew his sheet over him, and beat him with a bat.

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my first college roomate i laid down the law, i said you keep your ---- picked up and i would mine. we usually did a pretty good job but if someone left their ---- around we would just leave it there and not touch it, it got to be annoying, if they guy doesnt pick up his ---- than he has no concious for others and you have the right to cuss and him and or stab him in the face with a soldering iron if hes been for warned

find a new roomate or get your own room

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what u people need to do if nothing works wait till they
leave their wallet out open it up take the money out and when they ask if u no what happened to their money tell them
the maid took it for services rendered

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Christopher Walken is the ----.

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i like how you think ;)

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I had a roommate when i went to UTI for auto tech, he was a nasty ass mother fucker.. just a goddamn idiot.. we had so many ------ fruit flies because he would never pick up his ----.. and i wouldn't clean up his ----.. and then when i'd leave for the weekend to come home, i'd tell himt o have the place spotless by the time i got back.. and there for a while he did then he stopped cleaning.. so i called up some guy out of massechusetts who was fixing to go toschool at the same place and told him that i was moving out and i have a wonderful place for him to stay .. he just needed to sign on ;) and i got the ---- out of there to work construction