nasty roommates
 

what do you guys do when you have nasty roommates that dont want to clean common areas? like ive tried almost everything so far leaving notes, not cleanning, cleaning more, but everything just gets worse and im gettin pretty pissed.

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poke holes in his condoms 8) talk to dr.boost, im sure he has some good ideas :P

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I had this same problem last year. dude left his ---- everywhere and i couldnt stand it. He would have parties and i would stay up to 5 afterwards trying to make the place spotless.....im borderline OCD :-\ Anywho, the ---- never changed and i went the whole year pissed at that mother fucker for not doing ---- to help keep the place clean. Dont make the same mistake as me. Notes dont work man, i tried. Sit him down with the other roomates and tell him whats on your mind or you will end up with a stomach ulcer. Good luck.

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Beat his ass..

but..

if you cant beat 'em join 'em..

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take a ---- in the middle of his bed, that always seems to work.

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keep a can of gasoline in your bedoom an d alighter, when he leaves his ---- around burn it in front of him.

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lol thats what i was thinking.

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As someone that you could probably call a "nasty roommate" don't do anything to his stuff!

As a hater, you have to do nasty ---- too to make 'em understand. If it were me, you should just randomly get up in the middle of the night and take a dump in the middle of a common area and just say that since he leaves his ---- around, you're going to do the same.

You have to make it a point to be nasty. And not just normal kind of nasty. I mean disgusting. Smear ---- on the wall by his bed.

Better yet, soak everything he owns in goat's blood. (For the extremist)

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dude i had ------- retards for roommates, and there is pretty much nothing you could do, i hid my tv remotes (the tv in the living room was mine) under the vacuum cleaner because all they did was play tony hawk, i figured if they vacuumed theyd find the remotes and it would be a reward.

wrong, a month later they found the remote, and instead of vacuuming, they went back to tony hawk, i almost died.

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My first roommates were like that.

When I take two plates off the counter and seperate them to find a nest of maggots, I draw the line.

Best bet is to just find other living arrangements, cause they wont change. Chances are if you talk to them they'll be cool about it and try a little harder for like a month, then go back to old habits.