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I've got pretty good at brushing my teeth while peeing, you wouldn't think it moves you around that much but try it out. ;)
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Sneezing or coughing while pissing is the worst. I used to hate pissing after having sex with a condom. That ---- gets caught up in the plumbing and dries up which makes aiming 3 different streams very difficult. :S Good thing I don't use those things anymore. :6
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I don't know why you from US want to get fast married. (American dream?) House, wife, kid, dog (or cat, maybe litle fish), money. Take your time osti! ---- all those girls at college and go ahead! (dont ---- the girls with mono, or hotrex.. uh, I mean herpes) Marriage is just a good thing for girl because if you divorce they can have your House, kid, dog (or cat, maybe litle fish), money. I'm with my girlfriend for 4 years now and I don't think about marriage because it is a bitch (marriage not my girlfriend ;) )
Now you gonna go SLEEP! :y
Originally Posted by b16sellout
I've got pretty good at brushing my teeth while peeing, you wouldn't think it moves you around that much but try it out. ;)
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I forgot to talk about the car for the american dream!
Originally Posted by keelay
i had a 03 spec-v that was unofficially the fastest i/h/e spec v known. ran 14.1 @98 with under $200 in mods. i had gathered ---- to boost it, but i lost the car in my divorce (------- bitch). so now i am rockin a 92 teg, b18a1.
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Originally Posted by reactone
Sometimes when i piss after -------, my pisshole is partially stuck shut and i end up spraying down the whole joint.
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bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks ... your a sucker ..
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Originally Posted by doug684
Oh man I hate that. Especially if you just got finished and you have to piss so bad you can't hold it. That sucks ass.
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+1
[quote=ososlohatch ] bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks ... your a sucker .. |
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Originally Posted by doug684
Oh man I hate that. Especially if you just got finished and you have to piss so bad you can't hold it. That sucks ass.
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