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tman6919 01-20-2008 03:26 AM

my take on relationships
 
alright here we go HMT, its Saturday night, im stuck at home sick as a ------- dog on the best drugs insurance can buy so I'ma take this chance to share with you fags what ive been thinking about for the last few days. P.s. im sure this is going to be some hold my hand and lets talk emotional bull ---- so somebody flame my ass, i guess its better than drug dialing

Just so you know Ive been stuck at home for over a week now, I really think im starting to go ------- crazy, my throat hurts so bad i cant even talk, i've had a fever for like two weeks and i preety much gave up on eating solid food, these drugs are really bringing fucked up thoughts to my head. thanks to all my real friends that came to visit and cheer my ass up. Its funy 90% of you assholes brought liqurer and i cant drink, guess im going to have to throw a party when/if i get better, but seriously who the ---- brings liqour to a sick guys house

anyway said time off from the world has given me a chance to reflect upon my very fucked up life, all the stupid/crazy ---- ive been though and even think a little about my future. To all the young fucks out there, you can all kiss my ass cause back in my day we didnt have what you call im young and dont have to worry about ---- that I see you mofuckers doing, i worked my ass off since 16 paid every ------- bill and am putting myself through college right now

anyway back to the point, i guess all this started on monday or maybe last sunday when a very old x girlfriend called for no apparent reason. we were together for almost two years and i have to say that at the time she seemed like the least crazy woman in the world and i was actually thining about spending the rest of my ------- life with her. so she calls, im already sick as ---- knocked out in my bed and shez like how r u doing bla bla bla and I was pretty much in a bad mood so i told the bitch that i was sick and need to go back to sleep.. long ass stupid conversation short she basicly calls my ass after a year of not talking to me to tell me that shes finally engaged, I really didnt give a ---- at first because ---- shes somebody eleses problem now lol but it got me thiniking

well basically she was my first serous grown relationship, I was with another girl for almost two years in high school but it just hit me that im not a long term relation ship man. Especially now, I fjucking love school cause this place is full of -----, i mean sometimes i look forward to just waking up and going to school just to flirt with some girls. Im not trying to brag or anyting ---- really, if you cant get laid in college then you just cant get laid, I really thought i was enjoying myself working, going to school and partying my ass off on the weekends. but when i think about it the longest relationship ive had in the last two years was like 5 months, and i broke up with her for some stupid reason because that felt too long. I think i have a serous problem with women period, lets just put it this way either every girl ive met in my life ends up being a psyco ---- or i might have a little something wrong with me. heres my problem, i cant ------- stand drama, and i will call out bullshit when i see it. Im a really nice guy at heart but whenever i feel somebody is being ------- immature, pouting like a bitch when they dont get their way, is talking advantage of me or trying to manipulate or use me, i get the sudden earge to slap the ---- out the them, and although i dont always act on that urge but it leads to arguments, fights and breakups. oh and there is noting i hate more than when a girl cries, its fukcing cheating, it pissis me off. i wish i could jsut bust out crying the next time i get in an argument


So heres my question how the hell am i supposed to have a serous relationship, get married and live happily ever after if i want to slap the ---- out of every girlfriend that acts a bitch?

holy ------- ---- that was like 15 mins of typing, ima stop typing somebody flame my ass


scottsi 01-20-2008 03:42 AM

Re: my take on relationships
 
Sometimes when i pee my ass itches, and when i go to scratch it i lose my aim and pee on the wall.

pitobread 01-20-2008 03:48 AM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by scottsi
Sometimes when i pee my ass itches, and when i go to scratch it i lose my aim and pee on the wall.

Sometimes when I pee I get a twitch in my leg and I move a lil bit and pee under the toilet.

mike94se 01-20-2008 04:11 AM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by tman6919
who the ---- brings liqour to a sick guys house

Old cure-all. You pass out and the human body fights it.

Econo-Box 01-20-2008 10:30 AM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by pitobread
Sometimes when I pee I get a twitch in my leg and I move a lil bit and pee under the toilet.

I hate it when i sneeze. ---- sprays everydamn where

rosario4124 01-20-2008 11:09 AM

Re: my take on relationships
 
Figure out what u want and make ---- happen! How old are you? If you still under 25, ---- getting married pound as many hoes as you can and have fun! Old girls call because they want some cock most of the time!

Just my opinion

tuname420 01-20-2008 12:13 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 
feel somebody is being ------- immature, pouting like a bitch when they dont get their way, is talking advantage of me or trying to manipulate or use me, i get the sudden earge to slap the ---- out the them,


PRAISE THE LORD MUH FUCKA

jinxy 01-20-2008 12:14 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by tuname420
feel somebody is being ------- immature, pouting like a bitch when they dont get their way, is talking advantage of me or trying to manipulate or use me, i get the sudden earge to slap the ---- out the them,


PRAISE THE LORD MUH FUCKA

did your mom do a lot of xanax when you were in the womb, or drink a lot?

reactone 01-20-2008 12:39 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 
Sometimes when i piss after -------, my pisshole is partially stuck shut and i end up spraying down the whole joint.
Anyhow, do what you gotta do, you'll grow out of your current ways and eventually settle down.

Zeniceguycrx 01-20-2008 12:46 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by scottsi
Sometimes when i pee my ass itches, and when i go to scratch it i lose my aim and pee on the wall.

or u try to grab somthing off the counter and swing to the left and piss on the cat litter box and then blame the cat and make your wife clean it up? :6

b16sellout 01-20-2008 01:26 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 
I've got pretty good at brushing my teeth while peeing, you wouldn't think it moves you around that much but try it out. ;)

Dr.Boost 01-20-2008 01:30 PM

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Sneezing or coughing while pissing is the worst. I used to hate pissing after having sex with a condom. That ---- gets caught up in the plumbing and dries up which makes aiming 3 different streams very difficult. :S Good thing I don't use those things anymore. :6
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NIGn0g 01-20-2008 01:32 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 
I don't know why you from US want to get fast married. (American dream?) House, wife, kid, dog (or cat, maybe litle fish), money. Take your time osti! ---- all those girls at college and go ahead! (dont ---- the girls with mono, or hotrex.. uh, I mean herpes) Marriage is just a good thing for girl because if you divorce they can have your House, kid, dog (or cat, maybe litle fish), money. I'm with my girlfriend for 4 years now and I don't think about marriage because it is a bitch (marriage not my girlfriend ;) )

Now you gonna go SLEEP! :y


Originally Posted by b16sellout
I've got pretty good at brushing my teeth while peeing, you wouldn't think it moves you around that much but try it out. ;)

LOL I do it too...

NIGn0g 01-20-2008 02:07 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 
I forgot to talk about the car for the american dream!


Originally Posted by keelay
i had a 03 spec-v that was unofficially the fastest i/h/e spec v known. ran 14.1 @98 with under $200 in mods. i had gathered ---- to boost it, but i lost the car in my divorce (------- bitch). so now i am rockin a 92 teg, b18a1.

Marriage is a bitch!

BigD 01-20-2008 02:46 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by reactone
Sometimes when i piss after -------, my pisshole is partially stuck shut and i end up spraying down the whole joint.
Anyhow, do what you gotta do, you'll grow out of your current ways and eventually settle down.

Oh man I hate that. Especially if you just got finished and you have to piss so bad you can't hold it. That sucks ass.

ososlohatch 01-20-2008 07:23 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 
bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks ... your a sucker ..
















































we all are ;) :P

b16sellout 01-20-2008 07:31 PM

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hondaunlimited 01-20-2008 11:01 PM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by doug684
Oh man I hate that. Especially if you just got finished and you have to piss so bad you can't hold it. That sucks ass.

thats when u just put it in her butt, and let loose. haha

rosario4124 01-20-2008 11:06 PM

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+1
[quote=ososlohatch ]
bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks ... your a sucker ..




















































SDRAWKCAB 01-21-2008 01:46 AM

Re: my take on relationships
 

Originally Posted by doug684
Oh man I hate that. Especially if you just got finished and you have to piss so bad you can't hold it. That sucks ass.

I hate having to lean over the toilette and putting my arm on the wall cause my lieutenant is still at full salute.

BigD 01-21-2008 04:21 AM

Re: my take on relationships
 
Yep been there. Has that spray pattern going

90accordIHI 01-21-2008 10:08 AM

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----, i'm not reading that essay, but if you have nudes of the bitch, post em up


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