HomemadeTurbo - DIY Turbo Forum - my take on relationships

alright here we go HMT, its Saturday night, im stuck at home sick as a ------- dog on the best drugs insurance can buy so I'ma take this chance to share with you fags what ive been thinking about for the last few days. P.s. im sure this is going to be some hold my hand and lets talk emotional bull ---- so somebody flame my ass, i guess its better than drug dialing

Just so you know Ive been stuck at home for over a week now, I really think im starting to go ------- crazy, my throat hurts so bad i cant even talk, i've had a fever for like two weeks and i preety much gave up on eating solid food, these drugs are really bringing fucked up thoughts to my head. thanks to all my real friends that came to visit and cheer my ass up. Its funy 90% of you assholes brought liqurer and i cant drink, guess im going to have to throw a party when/if i get better, but seriously who the ---- brings liqour to a sick guys house

anyway said time off from the world has given me a chance to reflect upon my very fucked up life, all the stupid/crazy ---- ive been though and even think a little about my future. To all the young fucks out there, you can all kiss my ass cause back in my day we didnt have what you call im young and dont have to worry about ---- that I see you mofuckers doing, i worked my ass off since 16 paid every ------- bill and am putting myself through college right now

anyway back to the point, i guess all this started on monday or maybe last sunday when a very old x girlfriend called for no apparent reason. we were together for almost two years and i have to say that at the time she seemed like the least crazy woman in the world and i was actually thining about spending the rest of my ------- life with her. so she calls, im already sick as ---- knocked out in my bed and shez like how r u doing bla bla bla and I was pretty much in a bad mood so i told the bitch that i was sick and need to go back to sleep.. long ass stupid conversation short she basicly calls my ass after a year of not talking to me to tell me that shes finally engaged, I really didnt give a ---- at first because ---- shes somebody eleses problem now lol but it got me thiniking

well basically she was my first serous grown relationship, I was with another girl for almost two years in high school but it just hit me that im not a long term relation ship man. Especially now, I fjucking love school cause this place is full of -----, i mean sometimes i look forward to just waking up and going to school just to flirt with some girls. Im not trying to brag or anyting ---- really, if you cant get laid in college then you just cant get laid, I really thought i was enjoying myself working, going to school and partying my ass off on the weekends. but when i think about it the longest relationship ive had in the last two years was like 5 months, and i broke up with her for some stupid reason because that felt too long. I think i have a serous problem with women period, lets just put it this way either every girl ive met in my life ends up being a psyco ---- or i might have a little something wrong with me. heres my problem, i cant ------- stand drama, and i will call out bullshit when i see it. Im a really nice guy at heart but whenever i feel somebody is being ------- immature, pouting like a bitch when they dont get their way, is talking advantage of me or trying to manipulate or use me, i get the sudden earge to slap the ---- out the them, and although i dont always act on that urge but it leads to arguments, fights and breakups. oh and there is noting i hate more than when a girl cries, its fukcing cheating, it pissis me off. i wish i could jsut bust out crying the next time i get in an argument

So heres my question how the hell am i supposed to have a serous relationship, get married and live happily ever after if i want to slap the ---- out of every girlfriend that acts a bitch?

holy ------- ---- that was like 15 mins of typing, ima stop typing somebody flame my ass