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ZC4ME 01-05-2005 09:58 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by FooK
or cut their brakelines.
I've always wanted to do that to someone........

My advise:

1.Place video camera in house facing outside.

2.Start car. Rev a few times.

3.Wait for ------- neighbor.

4.Tell him to ---- himself and eat a bowl of warm dick. Tell him he's the biiggest ugliest fattest pile of ---- youve ever seen. Tell him his wife is the ugliest sorry excuse for a woman you have ever seen. Tell him you fucked his daughter with a 16" vibrating dildo.

5.Let ------- neighbor beat the ---- out of you.

6.Call the cops and show them the video tape.
7. play video on HMT so we can all see a good beat down.





It would be like Bob Barker beatin' down Happy Gilmore :-*

87na_rx7 01-05-2005 10:03 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
antifreeze is way easier to pour then sugar and you get the same affects :D

crx304 01-05-2005 10:05 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
or every waking moment of "freetime" you have, go to the edge of your lawn and just stand and stare at their house. believe me, when your neighbor notices, his attitude will change.

8)

87na_rx7 01-05-2005 10:06 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
oh yea you can do what my uncle did to our ------- neighbor, put a table on your driveway and sit there facing his house looking pissed off while cleaning your guns

Xgenturbo 01-05-2005 10:08 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
make their car break down and offer to fix it for them, they will respect your knowlege and what youre doing for them, and then they wont have anything against you when you work on your own car.

Anti-NA 01-05-2005 10:13 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
thanks to my neighbor I had the fire marshal, health inspector, a sheriff, and a cop all came to visit on the same day! ::)

ZC4ME 01-05-2005 10:16 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
Originally Posted by Anti-NA
thanks to my neighbor I had the fire marshal, health inspector, a sheriff, and a cop all came to visit on the same day! ::)
the next person to visit his house would have been the ------- coroner :-\ what the hell did you do to him?

FooK 01-05-2005 10:21 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
i cant believe no one has tossed in the classic yet, flaming bags of dog poo!

alfaaay 01-05-2005 10:24 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
Aircraft stripper works wonders if you've got a grudge with your neighbors.

Burning out in your driveway doesn't sound like the smartest idea though. I probably wouldn't be down with that either.

The most I've ever gotten from my neighbors is bad looks as I've driven by, so I just cruise around in 1st gear at high RPMs and they get the picture.

ZC4ME 01-05-2005 10:26 PM
Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 
Ok, here...do this. Go take his trash can, fill that fucker up with water, piss, whatever, then lean it against his front door, knock on it and run. I think you can figure out what happens from there.


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