my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

I swear, my stupid ass ------ stupidass neighbors keep bitching about me working on my car in my own driveway, they bitch about the noise i make, the noise my car makes, the smell my car puts off. etc etc. one day i was doing burnouts in my driveway and they came out all pissed off, and this is at ------ 2 int he afternoon. and earlier i was just idling my car in my driveway at 4 in the afternoon and he comes out bitching. so i have these options

bust into their house with a shotty and blast them both

kidnap their cat, mutilate it, and put it on their porch

break both of their cars with sugar in the gas tank

take the lug nuts off their cars so hopefully they crash and die

what other options do i have? ive put up with their ---- for too long.

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

tell them to ---- off or you'll contact someone about their harassment.. unless your breaking a city code or an association bi-law

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

Do your best to annoy them until they move away?

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

You could do what my buddies did when a redneck swerved, almost hit one of them, and destroyed his brand new $200 skateboard.

10 pounds of sugar in the gastank. I would not recommend this though.. get two 2 liter bottles of Dr. Pepper and stick that in. That way it runs through the engine too, not just the gastank ;)

And they made a huge concoction of every ingredient in the kitchen, came out acidic. Smelled bad, and took off his paint by morning :P

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

They just don';t like the noise? That sucks... how quiet can you make a burnout? Sheesh :-\

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

just take a ---- on there lawn ;Dhaha just call the cops and give them a hard time until they give up.

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

why are you doing a burnout in your driveway ???

I wouldn't wanna mess up my pavement :-\

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

even when im not burning out they bitch, if my car is just idling, i should let my car idle and go over with the video camera and start videotaping them. but i live in a "village" so we have differnt rules and ----, its like its own little govt, you cant have fences here n ----, its all a bunch of bullshit man, i want to move out of here.

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

burn their house down when they're not home, then they'll have to move.

or cut their brakelines.

Re:my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

I've always wanted to do that to someone........

My advise:

1.Place video camera in house facing outside.

2.Start car. Rev a few times.

3.Wait for ------- neighbor.

4.Tell him to ---- himself and eat a bowl of warm dick. Tell him he's the biiggest ugliest fattest pile of ---- youve ever seen. Tell him his wife is the ugliest sorry excuse for a woman you have ever seen. Tell him you fucked his daughter with a 16" vibrating dildo.

5.Let ------- neighbor beat the ---- out of you.

6.Call the cops and show them the video tape.
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