my fuckin oldass neighbors keep bitching
 

I swear, my stupid ass ------ stupidass neighbors keep bitching about me working on my car in my own driveway, they bitch about the noise i make, the noise my car makes, the smell my car puts off. etc etc. one day i was doing burnouts in my driveway and they came out all pissed off, and this is at ------ 2 int he afternoon. and earlier i was just idling my car in my driveway at 4 in the afternoon and he comes out bitching. so i have these options

bust into their house with a shotty and blast them both

kidnap their cat, mutilate it, and put it on their porch

break both of their cars with sugar in the gas tank

take the lug nuts off their cars so hopefully they crash and die

what other options do i have? ive put up with their ---- for too long.

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tell them to ---- off or you'll contact someone about their harassment.. unless your breaking a city code or an association bi-law

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Do your best to annoy them until they move away?

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You could do what my buddies did when a redneck swerved, almost hit one of them, and destroyed his brand new $200 skateboard.

10 pounds of sugar in the gastank. I would not recommend this though.. get two 2 liter bottles of Dr. Pepper and stick that in. That way it runs through the engine too, not just the gastank ;)

And they made a huge concoction of every ingredient in the kitchen, came out acidic. Smelled bad, and took off his paint by morning :P

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They just don';t like the noise? That sucks... how quiet can you make a burnout? Sheesh :-\

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just take a ---- on there lawn ;Dhaha just call the cops and give them a hard time until they give up.

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why are you doing a burnout in your driveway ???

I wouldn't wanna mess up my pavement :-\

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even when im not burning out they bitch, if my car is just idling, i should let my car idle and go over with the video camera and start videotaping them. but i live in a "village" so we have differnt rules and ----, its like its own little govt, you cant have fences here n ----, its all a bunch of bullshit man, i want to move out of here.

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burn their house down when they're not home, then they'll have to move.

or cut their brakelines.

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I've always wanted to do that to someone........

My advise:

1.Place video camera in house facing outside.

2.Start car. Rev a few times.

3.Wait for ------- neighbor.

4.Tell him to ---- himself and eat a bowl of warm dick. Tell him he's the biiggest ugliest fattest pile of ---- youve ever seen. Tell him his wife is the ugliest sorry excuse for a woman you have ever seen. Tell him you fucked his daughter with a 16" vibrating dildo.

5.Let ------- neighbor beat the ---- out of you.

6.Call the cops and show them the video tape.
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7. play video on HMT so we can all see a good beat down.





It would be like Bob Barker beatin' down Happy Gilmore :-*

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antifreeze is way easier to pour then sugar and you get the same affects :D

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or every waking moment of "freetime" you have, go to the edge of your lawn and just stand and stare at their house. believe me, when your neighbor notices, his attitude will change.

8)

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oh yea you can do what my uncle did to our ------- neighbor, put a table on your driveway and sit there facing his house looking pissed off while cleaning your guns

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make their car break down and offer to fix it for them, they will respect your knowlege and what youre doing for them, and then they wont have anything against you when you work on your own car.

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thanks to my neighbor I had the fire marshal, health inspector, a sheriff, and a cop all came to visit on the same day! ::)

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the next person to visit his house would have been the ------- coroner :-\ what the hell did you do to him?

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i cant believe no one has tossed in the classic yet, flaming bags of dog poo!

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Aircraft stripper works wonders if you've got a grudge with your neighbors.

Burning out in your driveway doesn't sound like the smartest idea though. I probably wouldn't be down with that either.

The most I've ever gotten from my neighbors is bad looks as I've driven by, so I just cruise around in 1st gear at high RPMs and they get the picture.

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Ok, here...do this. Go take his trash can, fill that fucker up with water, piss, whatever, then lean it against his front door, knock on it and run. I think you can figure out what happens from there.

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take the biggest ---- in your life right on their front door step then walk away smiling so next time they bitch at you just member the big pile o'l ---- u left'em and they dont even know.

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lol, no ----. My neighbors have chilled out after the last time I flipped out on them. My room mate drives a truck that looks just like mine and I don't think they know we are two different people, and he drives like an -------. Maybe that's why they hate me so much?
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yeah i like that idea. Idk what is with people like that. I would just cuss them out, dont mess with their ----, just piss them off, like start busting out your air chisel at 7:30 on a saturday morning etc

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Do they have a nice front lawn? (most oldies are keen gardners) You can wait until dark and simply write a nice/caring message with some sort of fuel on their lawn.. It'll take months of mowing before your message will grow out (if ever)...

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i was gonna ship that tranny in a box with "SEXTOYS.com - 25 Industiral sized dildos" on it, i wanted to make you look like a perv to your neighbors.... but i got lazy and let fed ex pack it

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im still voting for taking a ----,if u were closers id do it for ya

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lol, I've thought about doing that, but I talk to the lady at UPS all the time and she would think strange things if I tried to ship "Industrial dildos". :-X
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If my neighbor did burnouts in there driveway I'd be a dick to them too. Sounds like you got on the wrong foot with them. I did the same thing back in h.s doin burnouts all through my neighborhood 13 sec civic and 17 year kids dont mix. I ended apolgizing for bein a punk and my neighbor ended up bein cool w/ me and even helped w/ some swaps I did

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dude, i let the car idle in my driveway at 4 in the afternoon and he comes out bitching.

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Hence you already pissed the guy off by doin burnouts in your driveway so he's just goin to be an ass to you. You have to live next to the guy so either get caught doin ---- to his property or just apolgize for doin burnouts in the driveway. I already went through this same ---- just did burnouts right in front of the guys house ended up bein a really cool old guy who helped me with swpas and let me use some of his tools

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There is a kid that lives across the street from me, has a 93 4dr with ------- scorchers on it. He was doing mad crazy burnouts all the time and revving his ------- motor at all hours of the night. He could not pull into the driveway withough tach-ing it up to 4K rpms. I told him one day....dude, stop the ------- burn outs or I'll call the cops...i am tired of seeing them and hearing them. He laughed and said they can't prove it was me, then I asked him...you see anybody else on the block with ------- black and red tires that would leave black and red burnout marks?!?!?! He has chilled quite a bit, besides, he had cords sticking out of his tires in like 3 months, lol. he's a good kid overall, I have given him old stereo's and and ---- when his got stolen and he has helped me shovel my driveway when my arm was fucked up, but I had to lay the ------' smack down on his candy ass!!

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he has black and red tires ???

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you can get black and yellow ones too. time to come out of the cave kammarararara :P

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Over here, the law is 10pm for working on your car. Since I'll be here awhile, I don't want to piss off my neighbors. I've taken it to midnight, but that's the latest. I always do something stupid or forget something that late and have to fix it right in the morning anyway.

Break into their car and do a burnout and some donuts on their lawn. ;D

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don't forget the blue ones :-\

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Knowing ricers they'll probably get tires to match their car color ::)

A tire should be black, thats one of the only things ricers didn't molest. Gar, atleast there arent pink ones.

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damn that's just gay... colored tires... ------ aye. So which ones do you have trvis buskindiskilickidididididi :P

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That ---- made me laugh out loud. Great ideah

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take the lugs off.

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ask him why he is harrassing you and if he does it again you tell him you will call the cops. ---- when i was in a apt complex we had to call the cops on the cop that lived next door cause the ------- wanted to hammer on the walls at 1am.