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thiggyperformance 09-01-2005 04:14 PM

Re: military
 
first of suck it up and go to medical. i dont know what rate you are but more than likley you will be light duty (dont know the cicumstance) and being light duty wont set your training back unless your are in buds,corpman,seabee and there may be a few other rates.

Darkelvis 09-01-2005 04:34 PM

Re: military
 
slit your wrist the wrong way. You won't die, but it will prove that you are suicidal. :)

45psi 09-01-2005 04:57 PM

Re: military
 
consciencous objector. meaning you cant morally take another persons life. that will do it

RENR 09-01-2005 04:58 PM

Re: military
 
ahem.....


there are deffinately severals ways to go about it....... desperate times call for desperate measures......

ill tell you of some known methods....

pee on yourself at night on a regular basis...tell the doc you cant controll it...

you can cut your wrist in front of someone..(so they can call for help, you dont really want to die)

or overdose on pills. tell someone your really trust your plan. then on the night you od, have them "find" you overdosed and call for help. once your in the hospital still with the suicidal story. dont ever change your mind or show any signs of life getting better, if not theyll think your ok and just give yousome time off. youll get off on a med discharge aka honorable...



RENR 09-01-2005 05:06 PM

Re: military
 
oh ya make sure your buddy finds you before the pills start kicking in, this way the doctors still havetimefor flush your stomach.. you have to make it beleivable mang...

jinxy 09-01-2005 05:06 PM

Re: military
 

Originally Posted by d0nfry
come out of the closet

then he'll be stuck in the navy forever, havent you heard that village people ----???!!

paz 09-01-2005 06:28 PM

Re: military
 
i live off base so i cant use the piss myself route.
the consciencous objector stance requires a lot although i just got reclassified
to a rate that requires me to kill people.(one of the reasons i want out)
i have to show a ---- load to prove it which i dont think i will be able to.
i was thinking somewhere along the lines of suicide with the extreme depression.

im goign to try and get a medical discharge but if my knee isnt serious enough
i need to figure somethign else out.

does anybody know anythign about what is needed to show financial hardship bad enough to warrant a discharge?

thiggyperformance 09-01-2005 06:33 PM

Re: military
 
you are such a liar

paz 09-01-2005 06:33 PM

Re: military
 

Originally Posted by thiggyperformance
you are such a liar

hows that?

thiggyperformance 09-01-2005 06:39 PM

Re: military
 
what the hell is your rate?


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