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I used to work at the dundalk marine terminal in md and i drove a lift all day every day and ive seen a few things happen like dropping a 40ft container from about 15ft and also dropping bundles of pipe that was 3 pieces of pipe that were 1" thick and about 14' long and was about 12" in diameter called Timken for large wheel bearings i believe and that ---- would break the bands and go rolling and they weighed about 800 pounds a piece. We used to move alot of heavy ass ---- like ---- that weighed anywhere from 2,500 pounds to 160,000 pounds. we had just about everything go in and out of there.

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Yeah I've seen people run into a cinder-block wall with one, rip down the door above it and take a few bricks with it. I worked at a cardboard factory a while back, and they have huge huge rolls of paper, probably 5-6ft wide and 6+ ft tall. If I remember correctly, they weigh at least 1, I'm thinking 2, tons. Some guy dropped one from about 20ft high. They have huge "grabbing" things and stack the rolls way ------- high. Made quite a sound and scared the ---- outta everyone.

Forklifts aren't hard, you have to be a moron. They drug test the guy?

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Timken is a brand. I have a pile of their bearings left over from my Triumph days.

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forklifts are badass, you can really dick ---- up with those. it was my favorite thing at the depot, once went and moved this guys car cuz he parked in employee parking, hehe

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at my last job thats all i did. me and my buddy would just hold it against like 20 pallets full of ----, then lite the ------ tires off of the fucker. i had fun ;D

are boss always woundered why he had to change the tires so often on it :1

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i crashed a non-motorized forklift once.. is that cool?

really though bob cats are where its at, i worked at a lawn service/landscaping place, i was on the mow crew those things were fun too, but a few times they let me go buck wild in a bobcat in some brush/trees/rock piles

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I almost knock down the over head gates ( the ones that can roll up) with a pallet full of ----. it actually bented a little andi used the company van to "straighten" it out after i roll it down lol

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nossa

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Nossa this!

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Hey, hey you're going to get a smack in the cocksucker with comments like that :7.

ims is no d0my ims smert my mami t0ld me s0 :y