Learn how to drive a forklift
 

My campus' mechanical engineering building is currently undergoing a major overhaul and there are tons of construction workers/vehicles around all the time. I was near the entrance and I hear a craaaaaashhhhh crunnchhh shatter bling blaow and I see this

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Done by one of these

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One crew cab: Totaled. Kind of. I don't know how the ---- you can do that while sober.

Re: Learn how to use a forklift
 

hahaha, very nice

Re: Learn how to drive a forklift
 

"hey, which way does this steer again?"

Re: Learn how to drive a forklift
 

lol i hit a garage door with a forklift once...didnt realize i had to look forward AND up haha

Re: Learn how to drive a forklift
 

my dad tought me to drive a forklift just like that when i was 15 lol its easy to drive, just like a car unless you have all wheel steering on. Only way he did that was by not paying attension

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i hot wired one of those Boom forklifts when i was drunk before, using only a knife. suprising how simple it is. I caused quite a bit of damage with it. Those things will ---- anything up. I picked up a crane that my friend was driving after he rammed into my forklift.

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The crewcab is fine, it just needs a new bed. Believe it or not, beds are traded around and sold quite fluently in the truck world. ;)

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Frequently?

Re: Learn how to drive a forklift
 

That't what I was thinking. Totaled? Just get a new bed. Or make it HMT and get a piece of plywood.

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That's why I said kind of totaled

Construction workers have smaller brains than me IMO, but they are needed so i try not to bag on them so much.

------ dumb shits