Learn how to drive a forklift
 

My campus' mechanical engineering building is currently undergoing a major overhaul and there are tons of construction workers/vehicles around all the time. I was near the entrance and I hear a craaaaaashhhhh crunnchhh shatter bling blaow and I see this

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Done by one of these

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One crew cab: Totaled. Kind of. I don't know how the ---- you can do that while sober.

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hahaha, very nice

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"hey, which way does this steer again?"

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lol i hit a garage door with a forklift once...didnt realize i had to look forward AND up haha

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my dad tought me to drive a forklift just like that when i was 15 lol its easy to drive, just like a car unless you have all wheel steering on. Only way he did that was by not paying attension

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i hot wired one of those Boom forklifts when i was drunk before, using only a knife. suprising how simple it is. I caused quite a bit of damage with it. Those things will ---- anything up. I picked up a crane that my friend was driving after he rammed into my forklift.

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The crewcab is fine, it just needs a new bed. Believe it or not, beds are traded around and sold quite fluently in the truck world. ;)

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Frequently?

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That't what I was thinking. Totaled? Just get a new bed. Or make it HMT and get a piece of plywood.

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That's why I said kind of totaled

Construction workers have smaller brains than me IMO, but they are needed so i try not to bag on them so much.

------ dumb shits

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I used to work at the dundalk marine terminal in md and i drove a lift all day every day and ive seen a few things happen like dropping a 40ft container from about 15ft and also dropping bundles of pipe that was 3 pieces of pipe that were 1" thick and about 14' long and was about 12" in diameter called Timken for large wheel bearings i believe and that ---- would break the bands and go rolling and they weighed about 800 pounds a piece. We used to move alot of heavy ass ---- like ---- that weighed anywhere from 2,500 pounds to 160,000 pounds. we had just about everything go in and out of there.

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Yeah I've seen people run into a cinder-block wall with one, rip down the door above it and take a few bricks with it. I worked at a cardboard factory a while back, and they have huge huge rolls of paper, probably 5-6ft wide and 6+ ft tall. If I remember correctly, they weigh at least 1, I'm thinking 2, tons. Some guy dropped one from about 20ft high. They have huge "grabbing" things and stack the rolls way ------- high. Made quite a sound and scared the ---- outta everyone.

Forklifts aren't hard, you have to be a moron. They drug test the guy?

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Timken is a brand. I have a pile of their bearings left over from my Triumph days.

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forklifts are badass, you can really dick ---- up with those. it was my favorite thing at the depot, once went and moved this guys car cuz he parked in employee parking, hehe

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at my last job thats all i did. me and my buddy would just hold it against like 20 pallets full of ----, then lite the ------ tires off of the fucker. i had fun ;D

are boss always woundered why he had to change the tires so often on it :1

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i crashed a non-motorized forklift once.. is that cool?

really though bob cats are where its at, i worked at a lawn service/landscaping place, i was on the mow crew those things were fun too, but a few times they let me go buck wild in a bobcat in some brush/trees/rock piles

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I almost knock down the over head gates ( the ones that can roll up) with a pallet full of ----. it actually bented a little andi used the company van to "straighten" it out after i roll it down lol

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Nossa this!

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Hey, hey you're going to get a smack in the cocksucker with comments like that :7.

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Don't threaten my girlfriend

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I got my forklift license and I stiff run into ---- every now and then. damn electric forklifts are so touchy and quiet.